Cause Everyone Needs A Good Laugh

GET YOUR DAILY DOSE OF "Well that was funny but I'm around other people and I don't want them to know how fucked up my sense of humor is" half-ass smirks RIGHT HERE!!

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[wereralph]

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

[captain-price-officially]

Really? It’s this one? And not the one where you got hospitalized for sucking a dick that was too big?

[officialmacgyver3-deactivated20]

Was gonna say the werewolf boyfriend pineapple post was the biggest, but I didn’t know about the hospital trip. Jesus.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

I feel I would be exceptional at all these average events 🥇

[just-korey]

I’d watch this religiously

[kittenchomp]

i was a small toyota pickup truck. and she was an elephant seal during mating season

[kittenchomp]

[bob-ross-save-us]

Can I make it anymore obvious?

[optimalmongoose4]

You really don’t get the same experience on other websites do you?

[belalugosishreds]

[memewhore]

[velvet74sub]

[anneriawings]

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

[phantomrose96]

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

[anneriawings]

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

[anneriawings]

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

[anneriawings]

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

[anneriawings]

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

[anneriawings]

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

[phantomrose96]

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

[anneriawings]

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

[anneriawings]

COOKIES ACQUIRED

[homebeccer]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

[anneriawings]

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

[anneriawings]

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

[phantomrose96]

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

[punkzcakes]

Anakin has his priorities straight and also keeps being the annoying big brother even as a force ghost

|Ko-Fi|

[punkzcakes]

The side effects of being a force ghost may include your padawans making fun of you for all eternity

[donnathepirana]

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

[deactivated-blog]

[gunsandhugs]

Pls watch this

[weaver-z]

Drain all of my blood and refill my veins with only this video

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[retrogamingblog2]

Princess Peach tattoo that looks like a sticker

[godsfiercest]

Never have I felt such a need to rip flesh off someone

[mothspaws]

Hey @perisnoop

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[deftomes]

wack.

[a-gods-somewhat-mortal-form]

That is so much fucking effort oml

[kiwifluid]

JARED???????

[princess--bongwater]

[lonleyinmyspacevoid]

@liquid-geodes

[liquid-geodes]

??????? JARED 25 ??????

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[asimovsideburns]

[018987812409-deactivated2024060]

[ginger-ale-official]

putting these outside businesses I do not own