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Lonnie:
Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) I don’t knowwwww… Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) What’s my inspiration? Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) Other than you comfy, warm room.
{txt; Lon 🐲}: You know..being in my arms {txt; Lon 🐲}: And snacks. {txt; Lon 🐲}: And...being in my arms?
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ENTER THE LAIR!
Cooking Sentence Starters
As requested by Anonymous.
“What’cha cooking?”
“Something smells absolutely delicious!”
“Need an extra set of hands?”
“Do not have me turn around see you eating my cookie batter”
“Are you making a three-course meal for an entire army?”
“Can you get that out of the oven please?”
“Uh, this pot is boiling over…”
“You should flour the rolling pin before you roll the dough.”
“Don’t mind me, I’m just taste testing.”
“Are you baking dessert?”
“How much sugar goes into this again?”
“Want to help me make dinner?”
“Am I doing this right?”
“Why is the kitchen so smoky??”
“You got flour everywhere!”
“How on earth did you get chocolate on the ceiling?”
“Apple pie or blueberry pie?”
“I hope you like chicken!”
“Will you please stop sampling before I’m done!”
“I think you cut a little too much onion for this…”
“What on earth is this weird thing?”
“Are you making fresh pasta?”
“Oooh! This looks tasty!”
“What kind of fruit is this?”
“Don’t tell me I mixed up salt with sugar.”
ashesrise said:“ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” from Evie
“Evie come on.” Aziz rose a brow, reaching over to lightly brush her cheek. “I have no idea what you’re talking about: first of all. Second, I’d NEVER enjoyed hurting you, Kitten. I love you.”
terenes said:" you should go. " -Alexander
“Babe, I don’t wanna up.” Aziz pouted, resting his head on his shoulder. “Besides, you’re just so comfortable, the bed’s so warm. Do you really wanna get rid of me?”
AZIZ:
Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) Oh I don’t know… Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) It is pretty early… Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) Maybe I should just stay warm and cozy in my dorm…
{txt; Lon 🐲}: Oh come on babe {txt; Lon 🐲}: Pleeaaase? {txt; Lon 🐲}: My room’s comfy and warm too
- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts
“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”
DRAGON 🧡:
‘ i could spend my whole life getting over you. ’
“I needed a lot of time to get over you, too. But you’ll get there.”
DRAGON 🧡:
‘ i could spend my whole life getting over you. ’
“It took some time to get over you, but..you’ll be fine.”
❥ 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .
dream daddy is a game released by game grumps , a dating sim to date dads ! feel free to customize as you wish !
❛ right . yup . definitely repressed that memory . ❜ ❛ weren’t you the one who threw that flaming tennis ball at the police station ? no - wait . that was me . ❜ ❛ aw man a nap sounds great ! if sleep wasn’t , you know , for the weak . ❜ ❛ i think someone needs to do a three - point turn on their attitude . ❜ ❛ I GOT A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY ! ❜ ❛ you can never be too sure . see that baby in the stroller over there ? government operative . ❜ ❛ you know , frisbees are traditionally caught with your hands , not your face . ❜ ❛ children in general are just … tough . ❜ ❛ … are you just afraid to meet new people ? ❜ ❛ c’mon , what’d we say about meeting new people ? ❛ … perhaps i should leave saying “ baby ” to the professionals . ❜ ❛ i am in no way fit to be responsible for any living thing , including and especially myself . one time , i drank an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner . it was unholy . ❜ ❛ medium sized dog , handkerchief around the neck , i get to name it . that’s what it’ll cost me to give up on my dreams . ❜ ❛ yeah it’s just like , my entire future . no big deal . ❜ ❛ are you actually fine or are you just saying that ? ❜ ❛ okay , cool . while you do that i’m gonna do some drugs and commit some light arson . ❜ ❛ i would’ve expected you guys to be up to white collar crime by this point . maybe money laundering at the least . ❜ ❛ i love someone who knows their way around balls . ❜ ❛ i - i , uh . don’t normally … do this … ❜ ❛ aw man . i was kinda hoping you had gotten kidnapped and i was gonna have to come rescue you . ❜ ❛ … have you been reading my tweets ? nevermind . ❜ ❛ you’re a beautiful work in progress . ❜ ❛ we have to be fashionably late . who shows up anywhere on time ? ❜ ❛ i’d shake your hand but i have a glass of wine to tend to . ❜ ❛ this plate of cookies is my new _____ . bye . ❜ ❛ that’s cold blooded . i like that . ❜ ❛ kids , right ? gotta love ‘em . you’re required to by law . ❜ ❛ i’m tired of talking to old dudes who blame my generation for the failing economy . ❜ ❛ i think i just have to accept the fact that as an adult , i’ve become the machine i once raged against and accept my fate to unironically wear socks with sandals . ❜ ❛ my , do you know how to treat a lady . ❜ ❛ i think i might have taped over a veggietales VHS with the shining . who knows . ❜ ❛ he’s probably stuffing dirt into his mouth . who knows ? toddlers are pretty resilient . ❜ ❛ you’re not gonna do the thing where you wait silently for me to come home in the living room with all the lights off , are you ? ❜ ❛ you really scared me . just … please don’t do that again . ❜
We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
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LONNIE:
Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) … Azzy it’s five in the morning. Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) I mean I’m not complaining but… Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) Why are you even awake? Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) sent an attachment 🍑 Lonnie 📲 (Aziz) … you know. Reciprocating.
{txt; Lon 🐲}: can’t sleep. miss you. {txt; Lon 🐲}: I’d hope you’re not complaining {txt; Lon 🐲}: .....yeah i’m just gonna.. {txt; Lon 🐲}: can i see that in person? like..come see me?
sheflirts said:Ѡ 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
{text;; KITTEN 💙}: You know, instead of teasing me? {text;; KITTEN 💙}: You can just come into my dorm {text;; KITTEN 💙}: I’m all by myself, after all.
Anonymous said:TAG YOUR PORN ..What porn?
I’m...sorry, what porn??
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