it all will fall, fall right into place

The bad feeling so bad makes the good so good Quarter Century Old. SoFla.

[classicmeevs]

me, a lazy winemaker

“fuck fuck fuck” *frantically squeezing grapes into an empty wine bottle 2 minutes before the Big Wine Tasting Competition*

[cartoonnetworkhistory]

cartoon network bumper that aired during the 2000 election

[stability]

[themostpopulargaysofglee]

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[lizardtitties]

My favourite thing is when Australians are talking about their deadly wildlife

[mmmajestic-deactivated20200204]

DYING RN

[thecraziethewizard]

[natura-e]

- Nature blog ^^

[dankmemesx420]

[pharmage]

he died

[lolcuteanimals]

[lymphonodge]

TINY DOLPH

[williamcarloswednesday]

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

[turnipfritters]

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

[ingtarwolf-deactivated20181002]

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

[algo-hermoso]

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M SCREAMING, THIS PERSON REALLY THOUGHT SMOKING WEED AND TREASON ARE ON PAR!

[heterokatedison]

[thesaltyshipper]

…

[charlesoberonn]

My favourite genre is ‘Bearded Father Figure and Adopted Little Girl’s Road Trip Through a Broken World’

[ifiwereabluebird]

[awesometastical101]

[prblycrying-deactivated20260212]

this is awesome

[willibyers]

I wish ppl would react like this

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[mockingnightlock]

[funwithpossums]

screw a lamp into his ass and have yourself a human glow wormy

[justbadpuns]

I saw a sign that said falling rocks, so I tried and it doesn’t.

[chocolatecounty]

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

[daily-rage-comics]

so me