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Send me 'Spin' and see what you get:
1st Person gets: A hug
2nd Person gets: A kiss
3rd Person gets: Make out session
4th Person gets: A Date
5th Person gets: To seduce my muse and they’ll willingly comply.
6th Person gets: A heartfelt confession
7th Person gets: A lap dance
8th Person gets: Married to my muse for a week
9th Person gets: Chained to my muse for three days
10th Person gets: My muse at your muse’s beck and call
if u dont read my tags man you are missing out on some quality commentary
Ask my muse extremely embarrassing questions.
REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU ‘HI’ AND START A FRIENDSHIP.
Married to SHINJI~~~! FUCK YEAH!! I mean, *ahum*, yeah, sure whaddever. Huh.
'Honey, I'm home~~' *WHACK* //what a nice first meeting, no?
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“HIYORI—!!”
“YA’ WANT YER’ ASS GOOSED ‘RE WHAT?”
'I want my what what?!' She hollered back, a huge grin stretching her face- she was trying to keep looking pissed, but she couldn't. 'So we're married, eh? Good! Now you can finally man up an' do my work for meh!'
'Start by massaggin' mah feet, BALDY!'
Probably the "Tumblr crash" was planned by Aizen.
Send me 'Spin' and see what you get:
1st Person gets: A hug
2nd Person gets: A kiss
3rd Person gets: Make out session
4th Person gets: A Date
5th Person gets: To seduce my muse and they’ll willingly comply.
6th Person gets: A heartfelt confession
7th Person gets: A lap dance
8th Person gets: Married to my muse for a week
9th Person gets: Chained to my muse for three days
10th Person gets: My muse at your muse’s beck and call
“‘ve been so busy.” Depressed sigh.
“They didn’t hesitate ta’ pile every last bit a’ captain’s work on me; ‘specially the stuff that didn’t get done while the seat was open.”
“Hmm…”
“What if I give you some of my bread and a few donuts as well? Will it get you through all of your paperwork?”
“Sounds great, Hime-chan! Thanks.”
'How 'bout I whack you over the head instead? Hah, baldy?' The visciously grinning blonde stomped by, pushing her snaggle tooth right into Shinji's face whilst ignoring Orihime completely.
It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth. You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything. But in real life, you can’t avoid doing things. We have to earn a living, do our taxes, have difficult conversations sometimes. Human life requires confronting uncertainty and risk, so pressure mounts. Procrastination gives a person a temporary hit of relief from this pressure of “having to do” things, which is a self-rewarding behavior. So it continues and becomes the normal way to respond to these pressures. Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them. Their older siblings may have been high achievers, leaving big shoes to fill, or their parents may have had neurotic and inhuman expectations of their own, or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.
David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment)
'Yo baldy, what're ya up to?' The short blonde whacked the taller one over the head- semi-gently. [[Hello there! Would you like to rp?]]
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“Oi! What kinda greetin’ is that, Hiyori?!” Not that he had expected any differently, but his affronted reaction was just as much habit as her assault had been. As even more proof that the violent approach barely even fazed him, his shoulders relaxed and a small ‘hmph’ slipped from his lips.
“Whadda s’it look like, retard? I ain’t doin’ nothin’.”
'Well, ya should be!' The little blonde hollered. 'Yer always lazin' about like ya got nottin' ta do, no responsibilities!' She looked off to the side, turning her chin up and crossing her arms.
'Tch.'
She was silent for a moment, then glanced at him from the corners of her eyes.
'Well?! Aren'tcha gunna say how muchya missed meh?' She demanded loudly, her nose turning even higher up into the air.
Seven Deadly Asks~
Greed: 7 things your character wants badly.
Wrath: 6 things that make your character angry.
Pride: 5 things or actions your character is proud of.
Gluttony: 4 favorite foods of your character.
Envy: 3 things or people your character is jealous of.
Sloth: 2 future scenario's your character would be happy to settle down to.
Lust: 1 person your character loves, or has a crush on.
Don’t hesitate to remind me if I owe you a reply.
Don’t be scared to ask me something.
Don’t be scared to rp with me.
Just saying.
Drabble List!
~CUTSIE ONES~
A Little Sleepy: Your muse falling asleep on my muse.
Cuddles: Our muses cuddling.
Mmph!: Our muses accidentally kissing.
A Little Messy!: Our muses being adorable cleaning up a mess together.
Hold Me...: Your muse has had a nightmare and comes to cuddle mine for safety.
I Kind Of...: My muse confessing that they love yours.
~FEELSY ONES~
Don't Leave Me!: Your muse is dying in my muses arms and mine is frantic, doesn't want to lose you, and doesn't know what to do about it.
Better Me Than You: My muse sacrificing themselves to save the life of yours.
Goodbye: My muse dying in your muse's arms.
A Click And A Bang: My muse accidentally killing yours.
Together Or Not At All: Our muses dying together, telling all their secrets and confessing things.
It's My Fault: My muse blaming themselves for the death of yours.
~FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE!~
Reblog if you want to receive terrible, yet hilarious, pick-up lines.
‘BOO!’ And with that, the short Visored whacked the rather tall and broad- let’s just go with LARGE- captain over the head.
“You little brat!” he snarled.
'OOOOOOOIIIII who're you callin' a litlle brat, hey!? Here!' And she whacked him over the head with her bright yellow slipper- hard.
'BOO!' And with that, the short Visored whacked the rather tall and broad- let's just go with LARGE- captain over the head.
