tall enough to have a mortal fear of ceiling fans.

Bilingual, bisexual, my junk is bipolar it'll split you in half.

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2005

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[magicratfingers]

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

[magicratfingers]

this is how many pillows I want

[quintuplequay]

Where does the you go. In this scenario

[magicratfingers]

? what do u mean

[batbetbitbotbut]

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

[magicratfingers]

yeah u get it

[kittenchomp]

elden ring turtle girl

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[doubleca5t]

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

[doubleca5t]

People making a choice feminism argument for Ariana Grande looking skeletal have me feeling like this

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[dykerory]

remember in critically acclaimed 2007 film Sunshine dir. Danny Boyle when they built a spaceship and bomb to go nuke the sun into working again and they called it the Icarus but then it got lost so they built another spaceship and bomb and called it the Icarus 2. that shit was funny,

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[dragongirlsweetie]

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

[dragongirlsweetie]

the buddha taught this

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

you motherfuckers gotta start writing out the names of these fucking shows. i can't take another post talking about the reveal that's so good in the new season of WINWTBVASGS

[pmamtraveller]

Pressure by Essi Välimäki

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[cryptotheism]

HOW TO BE GOTH IN HEAT WAVE

[thememedaddy]