Ahegao Maelstrom

18 AND UP ONLY IF U ARE NOT 18 OR OVER PLEASE LEAVE hentai group mostly pics but does have gifs and the occasional video nudes always welcome if u are 18 and up feel free to ask for a certain theme or pic through the things I post those who send nudes can ask for videos or more detailed content

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[unholytoebeans]

[ashwolfcub]

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

[bottlefulloffiction-deactivated]

[balloonboyismyson]

[ask-cctale-deactivated20181209]

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

[dragon-forest]

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

[epic-and-kitty]

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

[cheatsykoopa98]

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

[cupcakegirl1032-deactivated2017]

[randomisart]

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

[therightfulalphawerewolf-blog]

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

[travisvulkrum]

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

[icey-pie]

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

[honey-n-vinegar-deactivated2018]

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

[accapella-songfield-uwu]

IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void

[dead-blog-wont-reply-deactivate]

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

[emily-chan1marin-deactivated202]

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

[beatrice-b-brighton-deactivated]

@luximus @rbright1127

[turquoisemagpie]

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

[how-do-i-exist]

@fangirl-of-bands

[writingforfandoms]

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

[hazardoussmokeydaze]

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

[bonnysrabbithole]

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

[xcaffeinebulletsx-deactivated20]

[hopelesscobwebs]

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

[therealdodieyellow-deactivated2]

@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21

[incorrectemobandquotes-blog]

@thepanicemo

[deactivated7517-deactivated2017]

@emobandtreasure

[jaylarkson]

You all have helped me through some of the hardest things in my life! And I feel like I’d get along so well with you, @mtttme ! I wanna meet you all in real life!

[themarkiplierexperience]

I am NOT an internet predator, just a person who posts things to the internet sometimes and talks to people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d love to meet you in real life too 😩❤️

[zi-deactive]

My best friends are on here. I’m just a trashy blog so…

[that-sokovian-bastard]

I literally talk to my internet friends more than my friends from school

[slothplantsworld]

I talk to my internet friends about more important shit than with my friends from school OF FUCKING COURSE I WANNA MEET THEM @sleekeazyz i’m talking to you

[sleekeazyz]

lol @writing-sloth don’t worry, i’m not a predator! you’re way more genuine than friends i see everyday and i’d love to meet you :) WE’VE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE LIVES MILES AND MILES APART 

[hellbentredhead]

I have so many friends on the internet! @evil-regal-vampiress @marril96 @miishamiigos @askjodyaboutit the list just goes on! I’m not a pedo! I swear!

[marril96]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[fandomssaremysoul]

@sea-anon starting to talk to you was literally the best idea I ever had!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sea-anon]

Oh my goodnesssssss ❤️❤️❤️

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

I wish I could meet every one of my online frens uwu

[socially6awkward6llama]

@state-gaypanic your a great online friend, wish we could meet!!!!

[state-gaypanic]

IM HERE,IM REAL, AND IM DEFINITELY NOT A PREDATOR <3

[that-aster]

@victoriavanessahazel @rowan-aph-official @thebisexualedgelord @intp-with-some-friends @officially-kendra-hargreeves @randomnessfalls @splotchsblog

I love y'all

[argusden]

@de3ta-mae @coldgoldlazarus @your-dragondads-hoard @katlouq

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

@ all my tumblr fam!!!!!!!!!

[ovalion-deactivated20191201]

@rottenedeggplantslices you are the only one I love and trust, besides a few others

[wazzup-ie-deactivated20210904]

@rottenedeggplantslices, bro, that’s a good one XD👌👌👌

[trippytarpey]

Reblogging again to put it out there

[relmint-deactivated20190901]

bruh 

[the-blog-is-dead]

Same

[ruskko]

@sadb0yh0ursz Idc what it takes I’m gonna meet you and I’m gonna squeeze the living LIFE out of you my trans brother >:) *smooches*

[koma-moved-deactivated20240831]

@mystic-quartelz @dastupidkiwipotato @lazyy-shit I know we’re mostly acquaintances but I was hoping if I could be friends with you guys

[my-faymelodyz]

@airadrawzzztrash @valdrox-berry @macoronsans-child

@chaotic-enby of coarse we can!!😊

[ixdoxdanplanxstuff-deactivated2]

@airadrawzzztrash @keeiion-oop @dan-pans .

[gaymunsonn-deactivated20231017]

i mean i can’t be predator/pedophile if i’m under 18. and i never will be cause it’s horrible and i can’t even imagine people being one

[ahegaomaelstrom]

How on earth is porn banned on Tumblr yet I still get porn bot followers. TUMBLR STAFF DIDN'T DO SHIT

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[museit]

Can we agree that Eartha Kitt was the best in the movie

[ahegaomaelstrom]

Fuck every single person who reblogged this and the person who made it

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:

Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more. 

You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again. 

We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue. 

 Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole.  There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough. 

You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:

Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind. 

We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.

 If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to. 

You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.

If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise. 

Sincerely, 

The users of your website. 

@staff @support

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

They flagged this post immediately and I’ve submitted it for review… this is… quite a week.

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

If you believe these words, reblog it, please. I want this to be right in their face because I couldn’t email them directly. 

[thezomblr-blog1]

🚫 THIS BLOG IS TAKING PART IN THE ANTI-CENSORSHIP PROTEST ON DECEMBER 17th 🚫

The owner of this Blog will be making as much noise at Tumblr Staff about how horrible this ban in on other sites such as Twitter or Facebook. 

The owner of this blog will be logging out of all accounts for the entirety of the 17th. Will Not run a queue. Will not even check the dash. Or give the money hungry executives a single page view to squeeze ad revenue out of

The owner of this blog believes in an ACTUAL positive, better, safer Tumblr and well be doing their part to fight for it by logging out on the 17th of December. 

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[lilbootycall-deactivated2018121]

fuk it lol

[freshpouredlean]

bless

[lovesicksick]

Censored on tumblr

What all ask boxes look like for me (submission boxes look exactly the same):

Left: what happens when I try to open dms (New Message does nothing); I can’t even read them. Right: when I try to go to someone’s dms from their blog.

Neither new things I post nor old things I post show up in the tags they’re in, even if they were before.

I can type things into replies, but it won’t actually post them.

Since it doesn’t seem this one has been encountered by many people yet, maybe reblog this so people know about it. I’m probably getting deleted though

[half-gamer]

Tumblr is shadowbanning people and they aren’t even trying to be subtle about it.

Please spread the word.

[lovesicksick]

I’m glad this is spreading but simultaneously it makes it sound like the shadowban is much less severe than it is because I didn’t realize, and this shadowban is so severe I can’t even add on / tell anyone that.

All my likes, reblogs, and replies are hidden from the notes of EVERY post.

When I like or rb things it doesn’t show notes in someone’s activity / dash, except long-time followers (not sure about the exact cutoff/conditions).

If I reblogged and added something to this from a non-follower they wouldn’t even know. Check and see: my rb’s don’t even show up in the notes. So people couldn’t even find out I added something on by checking the notes either:

Not to mention: I’m hidden from all searches, can’t be @’d, past @’s of me are hidden from my notes, I don’t get notified when people reply to a post I replied to, my @’s don’t give notes, and every search on my blog is blanked. I can’t even ask/submit to myself even with anons, and lots more.

Oh, yeah, and: MY BLOG ISN’T EVEN MARKED NSFW. Every flagged post I’ve found was restored. But every flagged post you contest brings attention to you that risks you just getting shadowbanned randomly.

[lovesicksick]

THIS is the version that should get spread around…

[hentai-tyrant]

Princess Rosalina

Check out my Uncensored Hentai blog: Hentai-Tyrant Want to join my Kik group? Read the Rules

My Valkyrie is currently accepting requests: Hentai-Valkyrie

[ahegaomaelstrom]

hey y'all add them they the goat they have some pretty good stuff looking forward to more y'all

[misuzu-is-life]

BEGONE

THOT

[sunshinescribbs-deactivated2018]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING UMMUTE.

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I will never not reblog this

[tastefullyoffensive]

[believe-in-laughter-deactivated]

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

[zombified-sourpatch-kid]

What in the actual fuck?

[fueledbyfantasy]

*slow clap*

[cultono]

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

[rahmagical]

serious mind fuck

[cali-fornia-herewecome]

Gets me every time

[pastel-pwussy]

This is genius.

[wait-whaaat]

every single person in the world has to see this

[tiro-n-stuff-deactivated2016090]

this is amazingly thought out but is there a source? 

[ahegaomaelstrom]

5,557 FOLLOWERS YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING

[ahegaomaelstrom]

[harry-potter-porn6]

Check out the collection of the best Harry Potter art featuring babes taking cocks here, and see sexy chicks exposed for the first time to the erotic world of lesbian sex. Blonde Harry Potter babe with full perky tits and a succulent ass gets gangbanged and gets her meat melons splattered with sperm. Check how slut strips and groans with violent desire suffering endless wave of pleasure after a hard assfuck!

[epicfacial]

#SavePorn

[epicfacial]

Let’s get this up to 100k+ notes. Come on Tumblr community! Let’s make a joint effort to spread the word! All we are asking is for Tumblr to let us upload 5 minute adult video clips like we were able to in the past, we don’t want to host them elsewhere. We keep seeing more and more great Tumblr porn blogs get shut down for posting adult videos. Pretty soon there will be no porn blogs left. #SavePorn #EpicFacial

[epicfacial]

IS 100,000 NOTES TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? IS THIS MESSAGE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO SHARE? #SAVEPORN #EPICFACIAL #FREEDOM #VOICEYOUROPINION #SPEAKUP

[epicfacial]

Need everyone’s support on this, only asking for 100k notes, even if you don’t watch porn on tumblr or anywhere else, this is about our rights to express ourselves without the restrictions. Bring back the old tumblr where users were allowed to post adult videos!

#SavePorn #SpeakUp #VoiceYourOpinion #EpicFacial

[jsamara52]

What the fuck tumblr. How else am I gonna cum💦👅

[lezbuzz]

Please share be unified 👫👫👫👫👫

[all-nude-beauty]

[ahegaomaelstrom]

Girls only

[ahegaomaelstrom]

WILD FRIDAY!!! Inbox me what a character u want to see in ahegao and i will do my best to post it