ahem.

wtf, i'm an extra in my own story.

[shabbytigers]

[bobcat-pie]

Their boyfriend proposes to them and the first thing they do is get the ring checked to see if the diamonds are real or not... toxic

[radio-sparks]

Bruh it’s a crow 

[yealukehemmings]

[onlytwitterpics]

[themorewelive-deactivated201601]

you: not every post is about you

me: damn this is about how i think every post is about me

[ardentlyadmiringalan-deactivate]

Alan Rickman as Dr. Alfred Blalock in Something The Lord Made (2004).

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[sinister-santa-deactivated20210]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[ruinedchildhood]

The first 2020 Presidential Debate: A Summary

[tnyjt09]

maddie/sterling whipped for devon/april: CONFIRMED

as they should lmao

[praytothegay]

[gayanalysis]

okay i knew there’d be gays in teenage bounty hunters and i really thought it’d be blair but PLOT TWIST THE ONE THAT SEEMS SO SO STRAIGHT IS GAY AND MASTURBATES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER CHRISTIAN PRIVATE SCHOOL’S JANITOR’S CLOSET WHILE THINKING ABOUT HER EX-BEST FRIEND TURNED ENEMY I LOVE IT

[just-a-soldier-of-life]

April: Nobody can know I'm a lesbian

Also April: I'm gonna flirt with my girlfriend in the middle of class

[littlesouthernwolfe-deactivated]

[explorerrowan]

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

[audrey-hepbae]

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

[undefined5posts]

Via @brownactivist_ on ig

[somanypetals]

this is so fucking funny bye

[brain-pleasedont]

[manaphy]

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet