Hollie

[peachplumpie-deactivated2015050]

Boost Haul

Not going to add all this up but yeah I had a good week lol

[queenlylifting]

holy shit I’m in awe

[freeisthenewblack-deactivated20]

DELICIOUS 

[swiperelzorro-blog]

“I had a good week.” Fucken hell, well that’s an understatement! :D

[ahfraz-blog1]

How much would you make on all of that 😳😳😳😳😍

[leighalanna]

Sometimes, when one is interacting with clients, one feels dreadfully pitying of the women who touch these men for free.

[hatefuckingtoslowburn]

Stripper Tutorial Masterpost

The links are in order from beginner to advanced. Most of this is aimed towards dancers-to-be or baby strippers, so there aren’t many complicated moves on here. Also, please note that this list is incomplete. I will be adding to the Bootywork and Lapdance sections in given time and as I find better videos/tutorials. FLOORWORK: Sexy Worm (with Spin Sity)  The Dive (with Spin Sity)  The Clock (with Spin Sity)   Crawl (with Pole 2go) Goddess Rising (with Pole2go) Outside Tick-tock Clock Variation (with Pole2go) Leg Peels (with Pole2go) Floor Fan Kick (with Pole2go) Backwards Shoulder Roll (with Melonie) Four Ways to Get Up From the Floor (with Dirdy Birdy)  Twisted Grip Floor Roll Down (with Dirdy Birdy)  Intermediate Drop & Roll (with Cleo the Hurricane) Advanced Pole Press Handstand (with Cleo the Hurricane) POLEWORK: Basic Walk (with Pole2go) Eternal Pole Walk (with Pole2go) Figure 8 Walk (with Pole2go) Hip Circles (with Pole2go) Booty Dips (with Pole2go) Pole Plie (with Pole2go) Beginner Fireman Variations (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Sunwheel/Ankle Hook (with Dirdy Birdy Beginner Pole Climb (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Pole Sit (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Pole Plank/Layback (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Angel Spin (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Fan Kick (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Cradle/Cradle V Spin (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Pirouette Variations Inner and Outer Grip (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Bodyrolls (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Invert and Exercises Before (with Dirdy Birdy)  Intermediate Gemini Aka Outside Leg Hang (with Dirdy Birdy) Intermediate Scorpio Aka Inside Leg Hang (with Dirdy Birdy) Tips for Using a Spinning Pole (with Veena)  Static Pole Spins (with Veena)  Back Arch Slide (with Pole2go) The Wrist Seat (with Pole2go)  Corkscrew Spin (with Pole2go) How to Shoulder Mount (with Blush Dance) Jade (with Muse Fitness) Jade Split (with Cleo the Hurricane) BOOTYWORK: How to Twerk For Non-Twerkers (with Firestarter)  How to Twerk Tutorial and Leg/Booty Workout (with Keaira Lashae) Ass Clap 101 (with Imani Rose)  Booty Pop on Floor (with Amy Shi)  Booty Flexing Exercise (with Empre$$)

STRENGTH/FLEXIBILITY/STRETCHING Beginner Pole Strengthening Exercises (with Dakota Foxx) Back Stretches/Flexibility Training (with Dirdy Birdy)  Four Exercises Every Pole Dancer Should Know (with Veena)  Tips For Splits and Hips (with Veena)  Stretching for the Splits (with Veena)

[hatefuckingtoslowburn]

I think this may be the only post I will be known for on this site lol Thank you for helping it get over 1K in notes guize

[chasing-that-paper]

To the broke customers who are “just here to relax”

To the women who start grinding on their boyfriends after a couple of drinks

To the groups of young people who spend the whole night talking to each other and dancing around on the floor

To the men who are looking for sex

Go. To. A. Regular. Fucking. Club.

Strip clubs are places for men to trade money for companionship and entertainment. If that’s not what you’re here for, you’re in the wrong place.

Get out.

[anya-teaser-deactivated20161101]

I support extras girls at the club I support extras girls at the club I support extras girls at the club I support extras girls at the club

[talesfromthestripclub]

I’m sorry but no. I support full service sex workers but prostitution at the club ruins it for literally everyone. It makes it impossible for those who don’t do extras to make money. It risks everyone else’s jobs. Have you ever had your club raided? Have you ever ran down the street clutching your shoes to your chest to hide your tits so you don’t get arrested and slapped with a prostitution charge? If you want/need to go the route of FSSW, do so on your own time in your own capacity. Don’t bring it into a strip club.

[hatefuckingtoslowburn]

Stripper Tutorial Masterpost

The links are in order from beginner to advanced. Most of this is aimed towards dancers-to-be or baby strippers, so there aren’t many complicated moves on here. Also, please note that this list is incomplete. I will be adding to the Bootywork and Lapdance sections in given time and as I find better videos/tutorials. FLOORWORK: Sexy Worm (with Spin Sity)  The Dive (with Spin Sity)  The Clock (with Spin Sity)   Crawl (with Pole 2go) Goddess Rising (with Pole2go) Outside Tick-tock Clock Variation (with Pole2go) Leg Peels (with Pole2go) Floor Fan Kick (with Pole2go) Backwards Shoulder Roll (with Melonie) Four Ways to Get Up From the Floor (with Dirdy Birdy)  Twisted Grip Floor Roll Down (with Dirdy Birdy)  Intermediate Drop & Roll (with Cleo the Hurricane) Advanced Pole Press Handstand (with Cleo the Hurricane) POLEWORK: Basic Walk (with Pole2go) Eternal Pole Walk (with Pole2go) Figure 8 Walk (with Pole2go) Hip Circles (with Pole2go) Booty Dips (with Pole2go) Pole Plie (with Pole2go) Beginner Fireman Variations (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Sunwheel/Ankle Hook (with Dirdy Birdy Beginner Pole Climb (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Pole Sit (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Pole Plank/Layback (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Angel Spin (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Fan Kick (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Cradle/Cradle V Spin (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Pirouette Variations Inner and Outer Grip (with Dirdy Birdy)  Beginner Bodyrolls (with Dirdy Birdy) Beginner Invert and Exercises Before (with Dirdy Birdy)  Intermediate Gemini Aka Outside Leg Hang (with Dirdy Birdy) Intermediate Scorpio Aka Inside Leg Hang (with Dirdy Birdy) Tips for Using a Spinning Pole (with Veena)  Static Pole Spins (with Veena)  Back Arch Slide (with Pole2go) The Wrist Seat (with Pole2go)  Corkscrew Spin (with Pole2go) How to Shoulder Mount (with Blush Dance) Jade (with Muse Fitness) Jade Split (with Cleo the Hurricane) BOOTYWORK: How to Twerk For Non-Twerkers (with Firestarter)  How to Twerk Tutorial and Leg/Booty Workout (with Keaira Lashae) Ass Clap 101 (with Imani Rose)  Booty Pop on Floor (with Amy Shi)  Booty Flexing Exercise (with Empre$$)

STRENGTH/FLEXIBILITY/STRETCHING Beginner Pole Strengthening Exercises (with Dakota Foxx) Back Stretches/Flexibility Training (with Dirdy Birdy)  Four Exercises Every Pole Dancer Should Know (with Veena)  Tips For Splits and Hips (with Veena)  Stretching for the Splits (with Veena)

[hatefuckingtoslowburn]

I think this may be the only post I will be known for on this site lol Thank you for helping it get over 1K in notes guize

[touchmeteasemefuckyoupayme]

Always in need 

[aaphr0dite]

this is fucking great

[littlechocolatedancer]

Right! I haven’t had time to look at all; but so far it is really good info

[thriftandlift-blog]

STORYTIME

One time when I was lifting in Ulta, there was this girl I didn’t know that was also lifting (but she wasn’t doing to great at not being sus and concealing because my dumbass seen her) ANYWAY the district LP was there that day and she was onto her so i walked into the aisle the girl was in and told her that they were watching her and to just go to the coffee shop near by and wait 15 minutes for me. I looked in her bag to get an idea of what she was lifting and I walked away about a minute later she dropped her shit and left. I lifted as much of what I remember from what I seen in her bag, bought like two cheap drugstore items and went to the coffee shop. I bought her coffee and gave her the stuff I lifted for her and I ended up giving her a ride home. We’re now best friends and she’s never been caught now because of all the advice I’ve given her.  It’s kinda a dumb cheesy story but that day really changed my life, all because I helped someone out and it worked out for the better. 

[liftedjoy-blog1]

bless u child

[stealingtheseas]

Shoplifting seriously DOES NOT harm corporations or employees

I work in retail for a big clothing retailer. Shrinkage does not come out of our paychecks, the only way it would affect us is if WE stole something.

Secondly: it doesn’t even affect the corporation. Literally, over the intercom today they announced that the sale goal JUST FOR TODAY was 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS. FOR ONE DAY. And apparently that’s a LOW goal cuz it’s a Monday and whatnot.

IN ONE DAY THEY MAKE MORE THAN ONE YEAR OF MY COLLEGE TUITION.

And at least for my store shrinkage tends to take about 1-2% of those profits on average.

So basically FUCK YOUR GUILT TRIPPING, ANTI-LIFTERS. THEY MAKE MORE IN A DAY (and a non-sale, non-high traffic day at that) FOR ONE. SINGLE. STORE. THAN ANY OF US WOULD IN A YEAR. 

Don’t steal from mom and pop stores though, that’s a whole different situation

[writerbe-blog]

Lifting Struggles: The guilt when your friends and family buy you crap because all you can think is ‘I could have lifted one of these in every color and 2 puppies.’

[liftsick69-blog]

Honestly after a few years of lifting (though I only recently started getting into bigger/more valuable hauls) my absolute most important tip I could possibly give: If it doesn’t feel right, do not do it. I’ve always been a big believer in gut feeling and I think that’s the biggest factor in why I haven’t been caught. And there’s so many stories on here that say they got a bad feeling and did it anyway and got caught.

And I’m not just talking about pulling off risky hauls or lifting from hard stores. Once in a while, even my best go to places don’t feel right. For example once my best friend and I were driving to our absolute favorite store to lift from. SO easy. So so so easy. We’d been there a bunch of times before (and many more since then) super often and had/have never had even so much as a slightly close call. But that particular day I just got this feeling that We Should Not Go, This Is A Bad Idea. So we didn’t go. And I’m so glad we didn’t because even though ///maybe// it was nothing, I just had this awful feeling throughout the rest of the day that we would’ve been caught if we’d gone.

Trust your gut. If it feels like a bad idea, it probably is.

[lifing-little-secret-blog]

This is so fucking true the day I got caught in Walmart I had a super fucking bad feeling but I just brushed it off and I know I shouldn’t have done that

[liftinghighs-blog]

This 1000000000000% every time I’ve ignored bad feelings I was almost caught

[liftinglxdy-deactivated20160830]

!!!!!!! there was one time I had a super bad feeling about a guy I kept seeing and I figured I was just being paranoid and then it turned out that guy was LP pls trust your gut y'all

[tokyolift-deactivated20160717]

I went to ulta last week and I for some reason felt like I shouldn’t lift that day, it didn’t feel right and had a bad feeling, so I didn’t. There’s always next time~

[wickeddwiccan-deactivated201709]

Yes! Sometimes i dont have a set good or bad feeling and that always makes me nervous not bein able to pick up what kin of vibes are around

[tokyolift-deactivated20160717]

~$223.04 🌸

[stealing-your-heart-blog]

Gorgeous pictures! 😊

[ahfraz-blog1]

Lifted those shoes the other day ❤️

[lowkey-wannalift-blog]

So are all liftblogs fake??

Yas of course. We’re not real criminals, yo! Lifting is a crime. I actually bought $800 worth of clothing!! I’m a straight C student you think I wanna mess up my education by going to jail lifting make up from Sephora? Oh you. Such a jokester.

[ahfraz-blog1]

Lol

[liftangel-deactivated20160702]

In regards to be ‘lifting challenges’ post, as many others have already pointed out:

Lifting is NOT a game, it is a crime and remember that. If you’re an experienced lifter you already know this. Basically, newbies stay away. These lift challenges are just meant to be casual and fun for those of you who do know and understand the risks, and can stay on their toes.

As always, SAFETY is your #1 priority! Remember that no cute internet post is worth jail time. 

[leolifter]

listen up lifters. class is in session.

these are hidden security tags to catch dumb lifters who don’t check thoroughly for tags. the first one is SEWN IN to a cardigan at loft. most if not all of loft’s clothes have these. you just need scissors or something sharpish to remove it. the second tag is a price tag sticker on a wallet. looks innocent enough until you PEEL IT BACK and see the RFID IN IT. you gotta peel those suckers off or cut the circuit to make it not beep on your way out.

THESE ARE WHY YOU TRIPLE CHECK FOR TAGS. 

seriously. i’ve seen too many of you get caught because you beeped and you didn’t know why. you may not see a big clunky tag on the item, but that doesn’t mean the store didn’t tag it. 

ALWAYS. CHECK. FOR. TAGS. MULTIPLE TIMES.

reblog this and let is spread like wildfire so we have less busted lifters and more nice goodies in our possession. class dismissed. 

[the-lifting-princess]

@my local Sephora 😈

Saved: $1,049!

[pretty-lifter-deactivated201607]

slay me

[luxeandbougielifts-deactivated2]

This is so nice. We all have expensive taste (and rightfully so)! Flowerbomb by Viktor Rolf is my fav amongst many others like Prada Candy, Angel by Thierry Mugler, Black Opium by YSL (my kryptonite when I’m on my sugar baby dates), and Miss Dior Cherie by Dior 😩

[ahfraz-blog1]

Tips for Sephora??

[the-lifting-princess]

Barnes & Noble, Sephora, and an Asian Beauty Store 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 Way too lazy to calculate totals, but might update soon.

Updated total: $2,353

[ahfraz-blog1]

What's your technique for Sephora

[beatfacedlifter-blog]

one of my most recent hauls 💖 also one of the prettiest 😍 PINK/VS, pacsun, Sephora, Apple, Zumiez, and buttons from hot topic 💕 total : $840

[materialisticbitches]

!!!!

[ahfraz-blog1]

What's your technique for Sephora??