It’s a Cold and It’s a Broken Cowabunga

Anthony ~ 33 ~ SF Bay Area Dad puns, social justice, good music, and the great outdoors. My fatal flaw: I take really long showers

[amazoogle]

love when restaurants have something called like Fat Joe's Special Secret Sloppy Fuck Me Hard Sauce and its mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together

[amazoogle]

no. its called Uncle Bongo's Buckin' Bronco Sweet 'n' Tangy Hot 'n' Spicy Kill Your Family Dip

[newskinfortheoldceremony1974]

if it's a girl we're naming her drunk drivers and if it's a boy we're naming him killer whales

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

[despairoftheendless]

Chris Fleming and Steve Buscemi for Vogue

[victusinveritas]

[ixtaek]

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[bowling-with-skulls]

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

whats the oppositions view on child hunger

[escuerzoresucitado]

[electronicmail]

what does being high feel like

ziplock bag

[lorddoom01]

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

[proteinmom]

[proteinmom]

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

[aspergrl]

GIRL

[ruinedchildhood]

excavator operator playing with a scrapped learjet at miami-opa locka Executive Airport.

[kiryuing]

[irisensata]

[thememedaddy]

[targetedknowledge]

[painstakinglybad]

There's so much more.

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.