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goth-aunt

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

jayalaw

@kingofthewilderwest

lastoneout

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

sodomymcscurvylegs

The concubine after reading this:

moon-rise

This is my new breakup format

dancinbutterfly

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

romansroys

do u ever cry

leyorio-deactivated20170725

hey guys just passing through

edderkopper

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

blackbearmagic

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

arachnospooky

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

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notkatniss

KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2

my proposition for the direction the grookey line should go in

caydebug

can I add to this

discreet45

bloodmancerr-deactivated

i never want context

curlicuecal

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

kyraneko

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

anxious-but-whatever-deactivate

Whatthehickityheck

ommanyte

tumblr’s reaction to Corviknight

ommanyte

It’s literally that tall

maelwife

I airdropped this picture to some guy on he subway and he stared at it for a solid two minutes before slowly hitting decline

hotboyproblems

all of these have the same energy

thenatsdorf

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

WE SEE UR CRIME

drfitzmonster

HIS GUILTY LITTLE FACE OMG

khulem-deactivated20181203

stop romanticizing mic dropping… damage to sound equipment is no joke

amerigo-vespuppy

Modern stage microphones for concert use are actually designed specifically with mic dropping in mind. When the move started to become fairly popular amongst performers back in like the early 90’s manufacturers started making their products more durable so that sound technicians didn’t have to buy a new mic every concert. The biggest concern most sound guys have when mic dropping is concerned is actually the feedback that’s going to be coming from the mic when it hits the ground. That’s why you always see the performers hold the mic out for a second before they actually drop it, to give the dude at the soundboard time to mute!

khulem-deactivated20181203

thank u sound technician side of tumblr