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so i worked out how to make GLADoS’s voice and

yeah

[yukulele-deactivated20190729]

amazinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[baracknobama]

dont you hate it when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush but then it just falls right off like wtf toothpaste do your job

[hikennosabo]

anime so sad you can’t read the subtitles through your tears

[mekacrap]

everyone have dreams

btw I can’t be the only one looking the similarities with ivan and kristoff

[crybabydyke-deactivated20180227]

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

[wigglytuffz-deactivated20180416]

a little bit of Kiyo in my life

a little bit of Taka by my side

a little bit of Ishi is all I need

a little bit of Maru is what I see

[ai-delphi]

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: it is because I am a failure

me: everything I touch dies

[frienclzonecl]

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

"hogwarts’ fast train"

with such loveable characters as

and of course who could forget the four houses

and possibly the most dignified

[totalllywrecked]

Omfg

[lnternoot-deactivated20190104]

SNEIP

[hunnybunny-becool]

WFFTIPWFF!

[jamskers]

every time i feel like i’m losing my grip on life i visit the russian 404 error page

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[hejibits]

gun perspective in FPS games doesn’t make any sense

[sweetmotherofladygaga]

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

Omfg did I grow up to become a villain?

[otoshinushi]

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

[chickenstab]

no you don’t get it. all homestuck characters can be dicks. rose can be a dick, tavros can be a dick, anyone

except for the mayor the mayor is exempt from this post

[laranoa]

either we’re not reading the same comic

or you’re going to have to go back and try again

[zerotheduke]

perfect

[tastefullyoffensive]

Airplane Sleep Positions by Demetri Martin

[neowa]

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.