punk assbaby @aidulee - Tumblr Blog

i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

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i don’t usually have any strong feelings about reboots of the things i grew up with as a kid but that being said i honestly believe that the beanie baby redesigns are proof that we’re living in the worst timeline

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like i’m sorry but in what universe is THIS

an upgrade from THIS

fagrackham

bimboification

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“A lot of actors and people in the film industry complain about the promo tour because they don’t like sitting in hotel rooms, but I’ve been stalking you online, and you, Chris Hemsworth, and Mark Ruffalo seem like you’ve had a ball.”

floralls

Huntington Library by beatriz tormenta

dawnofus

Armie + Instagram vids (pt. 1)

#my heart #my love #armie hammer

stellina-4ever

Armie Hammer for Brioni Spring/Summer 2019 collection - 2019

sosuperawesome

Devin Elle Kurtz on Instagram

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

elisamaza

Eris: the Goddess of Discord

feministes

@deepresh

#fun fact i can recite the first ten minutes of sinbad by heart #i watched this movie a lot as a kid #lady marina AND eris????#gay

jamesmasinoart

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

thebibliosphere

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

mockwa

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

sevensables

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

hobiflu-remade

me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks

me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓

#..................#i feel.....targeted

sa2ha

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, a seated dancer with pink stockings / Edgar Degas, A seated dancer.

definitelyoneoftheguys

Diego Luna eats his way around Spain for @bumblewhore

im at the airport

1. How tall are you? 5′5″ which is a very satisfying number 2. What colour and style is your hair? Black-brown, about shoulder length... it has outgrown the “mom length” and has now reached “awkwardly growing out” length 3. What colour are your eyes? Poop brown  4. Do you wear glasses/ contacts? Both, contacts mainly  5. Do you use braces? Naw son I had them for a year and a half until I was 13 6. What is your fashion style? Usually comfortable and casual, and then SUDDEN bursts of funky and gay  7. When were you born? April 30  8. Do you have any siblings? Sister, 5 years older, 4 inches shorter, a supreme human being 9. What kind of student are you? Well I JUST GRADUATED WOOO but I was a big ol’ nerd, an anxious over-achiever 10. What are your favorite subjects? Art history and literature!!!!!  11. What are your favorite shows? Great British Bake-Off, Bob’s Burgers, Parks and Rec 12. What are your favorite movies? Kill Bill, Sound of Music, Lovesong, Weekend, Dead Poets Society, Carol 13. What are your favorite books? The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison, Drown by Junot Diaz, Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte 14. What is your favorite past time? Drawing and writing about my OCs, listening to music and walking 15. Do you have any regrets? I wish I had considered my own needs and wants before trying to take care of other people. Always, always, ALWAYS think of your own happiness, safety, and comfort before others!!!! You are in charge of you! I am glad to have gone through the growth I did but I regret the pain and sadness that was caused as a result of my not loving myself enough.  16. What is your dream job? Freelance illustrator, being able to design and draw concepts/characters for some cool sci-fi/fantasy TV series or novel while in my PJs and petting my dogs. 17. Would you like to be married? Maybe. I hate to be so cliche, but I think once you find the right person, marriage just starts to make more sense. It’s not the goal but it’s definitely a comforting and beautiful thing that I think could be cool to partake in! 18. Would you like to have kids and how many? Can’t wrap my head around me having kids right now, but if absolutely necessary think I’d want one daughter and one son. 19. How many countries have you visited so far? Italy, France, Germany, Austria, Spain, Korea, Japan... Seven. I think that’s it. 20. What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had? Apocalypse where I watch my loved ones die. That’s pretty up there. 21. Do you have any enemies? None that I know of?  22. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Yes I have a wonderful boyfriend, though currently I am in the airport having just left the city he lives in. So I’m emotional and needed some distraction. Thanks for reading.