Why Won't This Cocking Cucumber Behave?

this is where I shove my art. Occasionally NSFW drawings. Follow only if 18+. art tag is #jillart.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[proofweed-deactivated20230515]

Neither femme nor masc but a third more wicked thing....... Boring

[martyreddie]

it's literally the evilest thing in the world to finally have time to write but then be tired. like wow you're telling me these two hours before going to bed are completely free but my brain is just Not Feeling It? fuck off

[aphantimes]

🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[kassy-djomunson]

[klapollo]

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[tall]

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[batbetbitbotbut]

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about