An On Fire Garbage Can

Sarah|24|Hot Mess

[noxexistant]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] start a new life out west in santa fe

[strwbrry-s]

rip alex mercer you would’ve loved chappell roan

[agentsnickers]

The Main Street Pianist did a Newsies medley!

[toffyrats]

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[secondhandbagofholding]

I say this with the utmost sincerity, but I hope you have the courage and space and freedom in the upcoming year to be the nasty little freak that you are. I hope you can find a place to realize that the things you think make you unlovable and disgusting are in fact very lovable and not disgusting in any way. I hope you find sincerity beyond your ability to even comprehend.

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

[bonyassfish]

[kaijuno]

Yeah okay that’s fair

[guerrillatech]

[sindri42]

A proper money laundering scheme should be a business which is in no way profitable, run by the brother or cousin of a mass murderer who’s really passionate about making a specific kind of food or something but has no idea how prices or advertising work, frequented by folks who you should absolutely never make eye contact with!

[whoa-its-dani]

[luulapants]

Fun fact, at various times, the IRS has tried to crack down on money laundering schemes only to be faced with massive public backlash over them shutting down people's favorite restaurants.

There's a cafe in my town that is 100% a front of some sort. No question in my mind. But if anyone tried to shut them down, I would riot in the streets because they make the best french toast I've ever had in my life and you can buy a whole meal for $6.

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[modogoblin]

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

[thememedaddy]

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[whyndancer]

I beg your pardon

[maribatshipper]

He's done it again!

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[fionaappletini]

does anyone else feel like a weirdo or is it just me and the guy from riverdale

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ultimatebottom69]

She has played by the rules.

[sapphic-alcina-dimitrescu]

Chaotic lawful.

[seananmcguire]

I live in Seattle.  I used to live in Berkeley.  My favorite Indian place is in Berkeley.  This is also my mother’s favorite Indian place.

So now, when I travel to the Bay Area, I go to our mutual favorite Indian place, buy her favorite curry, and freeze it solid before I fly home.  I carry it in my backpack, and aim for femme-presenting TSA agents because I know my bag will get searched, and they’re more receptive to the beleaguered eldest daughter trying to be Dutiful (tm) routine.

But as the curry is a solid when I pass through the checkpoint, they have thus far always allowed it on the plane.

[digitaldiscipline]

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