a little blue jacket

😎🤙🏼

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[penworthy]

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[hellshee]

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

[female2004]

[tranitron]

smoking my Bigarette

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[duncebento]

i would kill myself if somebody posted this on my music ahahaha

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[rainstormyday]

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

[pulpfanfiction]

[holdoncallfailed]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[adonischildsupportcase]