[james-flint]

Fate brings us together again.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I didn't even know that was possible

[aircushionedsoles]

i have to work at our loop location today and i think im gonna bike because the thought of getting on the train at Lake at 5pm sounds like a nightmare

[aircushionedsoles]

every year these fuckass fighter jets fly over my apartment and every year i forget about it until they wake me up

[aircushionedsoles]

watching the big noisy birds

[aircushionedsoles]

every year these fuckass fighter jets fly over my apartment and every year i forget about it until they wake me up

[00000066]

[aircushionedsoles]

i wish there was a way to stop youtube from advertising erectile dysfunction aids to me

[dughole]

[kinuko]

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[tajrishgp]

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[aircushionedsoles]

every now and then i remember that i achieved my dream of being in my 20s and living in the big city. im literally 25 and i live in the big city. i have roommates that i love and a kitty and friends and i love my job. i love it here. here's amelie from earlier today.

[badassdemonsword]

A milli

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[aircushionedsoles]

im finally going to toronto!!! give me toronto recs!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

is she engaging in uppies-seeking behavior or did her cuteness prompt this response from you regardless of circumstance

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette