Gimme Ice cream

I love food more than I love people- Jake the Dog

[idlie]

are u trying to tell me this week taylor swift, selena gomez, asap rocky, and jeffree star all got cancelled, mcr came back to life and then died again, ted cruz, a republican nastie, scammed all the other republican nasties, donald trumps wife plagiarized word for word a michelle obama speech then cited my little pony as an excuse, leslie jones joined, then left twitter because of racist scum, then made a grand return, and now the first one direction member has officially announced solo plans suggesting the band may be over for good. And it’s only fucking thursday.

[aisha-bywave-blog]

1990: don't drink and drive

2000: don't text and drive

2016: don't pokémon go and drive

[deepthroatmom]

#Imagine

 walking in class the first day of school & you see this:

 … … and he says “I’m Justin Bieber, your new teacher.”

[ernoji]

[aisha-bywave-blog]

BANANA

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

who’s in love? 😍

[dongboss]

i am

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

blocked

[aisha-bywave-blog]

POPCORN

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

summer is actually the gothest time of the year, because it is the time that we goths suffer the most, which is goth

[catasters]

[tyler44441]

Phantom of the Opurrah

[syntax-forest]

Calling anyone who is bi, pan, aro, or ace “basically straight” perpetuates the idea that straightness is the default orientation, pass it on.

[akaashikelji]

here come dat weeb!!

o shit konnichiwa

[sonicthehedgegod]

this is it. this is the worst post.

[kydonic]

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner 

the big bean 

industrial sized jar of peanut butter 

left boob

a literal bee 

paper towel  

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

A Pole Man’s Christmas

[aisha-bywave-blog]

Its July btw but the skills got me

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic subtext in space??? i kno theres homoerotic subtext in space ive seen star wars AND star trek 

[aisha-bywave-blog]

I've mutated to my summer self now

[solarcitrus]

[bisateen]

Perhaps one of the most deadly terrorist attacks in the last decade hit Baghdad last night. The death toll is at 200 and climbing by the minute. The victims were mainly families out preparing for Eid or celebrating. People were trapped and burning for hours after the explosion. There is little to no media coverage. No one is mourning, no one believes this is relevant, no one cares. 200 families destroyed. It’s so frustrating. What is it about Iraqi blood that makes it so cheap? Why is our misery okay? Why does the world light up for literally everywhere else? I just want to know why does no one care when it comes to Iraq. Our martyrs don’t get pictures or names. They become a number that people ignore.

[generally]