Bulbmin Baybe!!!

Been here for over 10 years and trying not to think about it too hard

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[oneheadtoanother]

[freakoutgirl]

when the conversation is women talking about how much weight they want to lose or what cosmetic surgeries they would get done

[caiabresebun]

some pikas between bigger illus and work

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[ribbi-ffxiv]

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

me when the timer on the cooker goes off:

[hauntedchronicler]

the mutuals are getting mythological about the trials of modern life tonight on tumblr dot com

[resident-idiot-simp]

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[orteil42]

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

[commanderchr1st]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[adirtnap]