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can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best
can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now
What an accurate moment for me to find this
so relevant though
Shit
March 13th 1996: Dunblane massacre
On this day in 1996, 20 years ago, at Dunblane Primary School in Scotland, a gunman killed 17 people. The perpetrator, 43 year old Thomas Hamilton, was armed with four handguns and killed 16 children and one adult before committing suicide. Hamilton, an unemployed former shopkeeper and Scout leader, entered the school gymnasium and fired on a class of 5 and 6 year olds. He killed 16 children and their teacher, Gwen Mayor, while injuring many more. Hamilton then shot at other classrooms, before returning to the gym where he killed himself. The shooter’s motives remain unknown, but it had been reported that Hamilton was a paedophile. Future world-renowned tennis player Andy Murray attended Dunblane school and was present during the shootings. In the aftermath of the shootings, a campaign was mounted for stricter gun control laws in Britain, and in 1997 two Firearms Acts were passed which banned private ownership of handguns in the United Kingdom. 20 years on, we remember the victims, and the fortitude and determination of the victims’ families in ensuring legislation was passed to prevent such a tragedy from happening again.
“What really incensed me was that, until he came into the gymnasium and took his first shot at me, everything he had was legal. This should never have been able to happen.” - Eileen Harrild, a teacher at Dunblane
American politicians often say that they aren't the only ones who have school shootings. I think we should all remember this massacre, innocent children gunned down by a lunatic with a handgun. It took one incident to bring about gun reform in this country and it baffles me how you can experience this a hundred times over and still do nothing.
“Honestly, the voiced main character has completely killed what made me love the fallout series so much. He no longer feels like my character, just some dude.”
Fallout Confessions
I feel the need to defend a voiced protagonist. As a guy I will never understand how a woman feels when her child is taken, but in that opening scene, after I heard her anguish, I wanted to find Shaun. Whenever I got close I'd actually feel emotional, I just wanted to see him, I immersed myself in a world I'll never experience. I honestly feel voice acting made the series unbelievably better, I was a nay sayer when it was announced, now I can't imagine a silent protagonist. That may just be me though!
Coconut Octopus
No octopuses here! Move along…
Octopi you monster.
A realtor has been hired to sell the entire town of Nipton, all 80 acres, its properties and the solar panels. The asking price: $ 5 million.
GUYS GUYS GUYS Nipton is for sale, if we all pitch in we can buy it and do our own lotteries!!!!
When you are you guys moving in! Just curious. Ave Cae-- errrrr I mean...
As someone who has just left their teaching degree because it destroyed my soul I have to ask. How did you begin your career both online and off the web? My university degree was centred entirely on creative writing and ive always had a passion for comedic, pop culture writing styles. Any advice for starting at the bottom?
Sure! First of all, I’m sorry that either the pursuit or the practice of being a teacher was crushing, I’m sad to hear that because I’m sure it was a teacher along the way who made you want to do creative writing in the first place, I know that was the case for me. As far as writing for pay I would say find the sites or magazines you love, read as much content from them as you can until you can build a scatterplot in your mind of the boundaries of their tone and subject then write to exactly that voice. In other words, take yourself entirely out of the work and just make something funny that blends perfectly with every other piece of content they run.
Submit it, and then another and another.
I don’t mean for that to sound disheartening but the truth is that publications want to see that you are capable of writing within their specifications first and foremost. They have no idea who you are and proving that you can write in different styles effortlessly is just as much of a skill as building up your own voice. Once you can prove that you can make something good based on their tried and true methods, they will loosen the chain and give you the freedom to explore more. The truth is that they want you to succeed as much as you do but they want to make sure the foundation is solid before giving you carte blanche.
As an editor, the thing that drives me crazy is anyone who submits to Cracked and says “I don’t really do lists so here’s this short story I wrote in my Junior year of college instead.” What that says to me is that this person has no intention of putting any work into this gig, and worse, believes innate ability is what makes a writer good.
Thank you so much for answering my question and thank you even more for the advice. Trust me it isn't disheartening, if anything it's nice to hear the truth from someone on the other side of things. I think everyone had a romanticised image of what being a writer is like and forget that it's a skill rather than a talent.
Honestly thank you very much, this was exactly the boost I needed. You're awesome dude!
The occupation began on Saturday, led by the son of famed libertarian cattle rancher Cliven Bundy.
After a protest supporting two ranchers sentenced to jail for arson, a militia group has occupied a wildlife refuge building in Harney County, Oregon.
The protest was publicized by Ammon Bundy, the son of Nevada cattle rancher and libertarian icon Cliven Bundy, who is best known for leading an armed standoff against federal agents over his refusal to pay federal grazing fees.
Ammon Bundy called for fellow militia members to join him at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge to support Oregon ranchers Dwight and Steven Hammond. The father and son were convicted of arson after setting fire to 127 acres of land in 2001, and already served some jail time before a judge ordered them back to jail to complete their five-year sentence.
This precipitated local protests, attracting the attention of militia leaders like Bundy, Blaine Cooper, and Ryan Payne, who provided armed assistance at Cliven Bundy’s standoff in 2014. In a tearful video posted on Dec. 31, a militiaman named Jon Ritzheimer appeared to bid farewell to his family before joining the Oregon protest, saying, “I am 100 percent willing to lay my life down to fight against tyranny in this country.”
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So a bunch of white guys with guns storm a federal reserve but nah it's okay, at least they aren't black.
“I want to see the 40-50’s style music rejuvenated, I feel like there’s enough traction from the Fallout franchise to get musicians recreating that era of tunes, the likes of TAPE FIVE and Parov Stelar are great, but there just needs to be more.”
Fallout Confessions
Retro jukebox, you're welcome
An Autobiographical Comedic Drama
After dropping out of my teaching degree I feel I have had enough life experience to start a bloody blog. I guess tumblr is a blog, but you know.. One where I don’t reblog cat videos.
The New Tunnel Snakes!
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You say duh, but customers will still ask if stuff is for sale because retail right?
1902 - a 23 year old Joseph Stalin
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I will always reblog the original handsome bad boy dictator. Georgian rump cake. Rawr.
please let the new star trek tv series be good
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And for the love of Khaless please give us some lgbtqiap+ characters already.
I think that's a little harsh towards previous series, LGBT rights in the mainstream (as we know them now) were in their infancy in the 'newer' series, but Star Trek trailblazed in their own way, especially when it came to race. I'm sure they'll diversify the cast.
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It was fine when it left us, blame the English.
Alice Roosevelt - WTF fun facts
What he actually said was, "I can run the country or I can attend to Alice, I cannot possibly do both." He said it because she'd interrupted his meeting in the Oval Office for the third time.
News just in, Pope holds deeply religious views. Also tonight, water is wet.
