Whew! The kitty’s lookin mighty fat mr fawkes.....

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[elphiekins]

If Blizzard could stop fucking around with McCree’s skin color by making him lighter and lighter I would greatly appreciate it.

Like, something doesn’t add up.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

From the overwatch cook book

Match made in heaven huh.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

From the overwatch cook book

[stralia-gone-deactivated2021040]

*sees pic of roadhog dick*

[commanderxreyes]

i miss the overwatch glitch where if you died in mystery heroes but didnt respawn by the time the match ended, you would be on the victory screen as your new character but the pose would be the character you died as

bring them back, blizzard

[renxamamiya]

Bi Toxic Roadhog

Requested by Anonymous.

268 x 268px.

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Credit is appreciated.

Please see my blog description for the request status.

[pharahs-against-forum-bullshit]

[nitewrighter]

“...after what happened with Reinhardt.”

Okay so during the archives preview, Sojourn says, “I know you’re hesitant about sending the strike team out again after what happened with Reinhardt,” and my first thought was, “Oh Reinhardt probably got injured or something.” But then I remembered some dialogue from Sombra…

And some other dialogue from Bastet

I’m thinking the dialogue is adding up that Reinhardt probably fucked up big time and left Overwatch in disgrace. 

[fandomriderx-1]

He was too dummy thicc

[nitewrighter]

Reinhardt, shouting at 120 Decibels: MORRISON. I AM TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND, BUT I AM TOO DUMMY THICC, AND ZE CLAP OF MEIN ARSCH CHEEKS KEEPS ALERTING TALON.

[buffpharah-deactivated20240810]

“Are you ready to become a feminist?”

Matt McGorry gulped.

Justin Trudeau nodded.

Joss Whedon shuddered.

“Yes, Junkrat,” they said in unison.

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

me waiting for my husband to get into bed with me bc im cold

[slimetony]

Why is hanzo there

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

he had a nightmare

[speyerboot]

Roadhog doesn’t get enough appreciation over all 

[raptorific]

the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man

[stupid-wiener]

man, Blizzard sorta went off the rails with this latest lore update :/

[xec]

I make this look good. Real good!

[schwartzbrodt]

in his defense, he’s out of practise 

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

moira is so funny she just does whatever the fuck she wants. whos stopping her? absolutely no one shes just cutting up people and doing illegal experiments on them. she shows up to a meeting with the bedazzled sleeves of the golden bowie replica v-neck shirt she wears to work sometimes cos she just feels like it soaked up to the elbows in blood and the rest of blackwatch is just like oh cool moiras here. make so little effort to hide what you’re doing that your coworkers assume you must be just having a laugh because you’re clearly too smart to be like, injecting some poor sod with nanotech in the bathroom just before you came in but thats literally exactly what shes doing i love her so much

[brucebocchi]