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Zephyr A. Cass Fae/Faem - He/Him TransMasc + Saint of Something + Not Quite Angelic + Endogenic Yumeshipper + Proshipper. Antis of either can DNI! Grown Ass Adult Formerly @dark-emperor-ciska/@duaghterofstories PFP Picrew: https://picrew.me/share?cd=eVLh44Ovw5

[telumendils]

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

[neenarchive]

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[midnightinjapan]

This tag deserves a spotlight

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

[teaboot]

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

[teaboot]

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

[teaboot]

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

[vegance]

Actually, beekeepers take many precautions to keep their bees from leaving.

many clip the wings of the queen, destroy new queen cells, cull queens they don't like and use bee pheromones to prevent a hive from naturally swarming or absconding. They also try and prevent mating with the African honey bee, which makes them less docile among other things. During artificial insemination of queens, drones are crushed and „spare“ queens are killed.

and commercial beekeepers even cull their hives during winter, or when they are not producing well.

Coupled with the fact that there is evidence that insects do feel pain, this is not great.

(Not to mention that honeybees are an invasive species in most places, competing with native pollinators and spreading disease)

[tetrafelino]

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you're using one source from 1859.

[champawattigress]

I don't think there's ever been a funnier vegan response in the history of this hell site. This is actual gold. If you cited an argument like this in a first year undergrad intro to bio module, then your lecturer would be legally entitled to fire you out of a cannon. I think I'm dying

[jewishbarbies]

“snow white is problematic because kissing someone without consent is SA so it’s promoting SA”

do none of you know what TRUE LOVE’S KISS is?? you’re telling me you wouldn’t be fucking pissed if your TRUE LOVE found you stuck in a sleeping CURSE and just left you like that?? when all they had to do was give you a peck on the lips and you’d be awake again?? how the fuck do they ask for consent while you’re forced to be asleep bc of MAGIC?? let’s use our brains here, children. I know we just learned some basic concepts about consent but clearly we’re not ready to be applying them to literally anything.

[nochd]

I do have to point out that, in context, "true love's kiss" is a life-saving medical procedure, and you are allowed to perform life-saving medical procedures on an unconscious person without their consent. It's literally the one big exception to the consent rule in healthcare.

[sammysam999]

You say that and you're right but I had to read people hate on characters for performing cpr on the player self-insert character and claim it's because he was basically assaulting her... like... girl... it was cpr...

[fittingoutjane]

It's wrong to touch people (in any way) without consent unless it is an emergency. This is something that four year olds should be able to understand. If someone needs medical help and can't ask for it, you do it without permission. If someone is about to step in front of a car, or trying to seriously harm another person, it's OK to grab them to stop them.

Do these people genuinely not understand the concept of, like, ethics?

[g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s]

I mean I think the issue with Snow White is that iirc the prince didn't actually know she was under a curse? He just saw a recently dead chick and thought "hubbba hubba I GOTTA give her a smooch" and while I'm glad it worked out for them, and turned out to be the right call that time, it may not usually be the best policy to lay one on any corpse you see because you think it's hot. He met her ONCE before this point and they didn't have an actual conversation so he was REAL LUCKY this woman whose funeral he crashed to make out with her turned out to be his soulmate because holy shit imagine if she wasn't.

Also tho it's fiction and I think it's fun and cool when characters do fucked up shit. Maybe better to leave the kissing strange corpses to adult media tho lol.

[jewishbarbies]

there was a really good analysis on the film I saw a while ago that alleged it’s heavily implied they had feelings for each other prior, which is why he kissed her goodbye out of grief and ended up breaking the curse. she wasn’t a stranger. sure, the movie could’ve done more to show them interacting beforehand and maybe people would find it less uncomfortable, but imo it’s a classic case of people thinking way too far into something that’s actually pretty simple on its face, esp because no child is watching that and coming away thinking “it’s okay to kiss dead people!” or “it’s okay to kiss without consent!” since that’s simply not what the movie is saying at all.

whether he knew about the curse or not is kind of irrelevant in the context of kissing someone you cared about goodbye actually being common and not at all weird, esp at the time. and also I’d like to point out she wasn’t actually dead, so either way he was not kissing a corpse and the audience is well aware of that because we see her get cursed, which is why children don’t get the message of “it’s okay to kiss dead people!” they’re smart enough to see that scene and know she’s just asleep even if the prince doesn’t yet. but the movie is old and oversimplified so it’s a situation that encourages critical thinking from people watching.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[punkrorschach]

yeah if you utter the phrase "conventionally attractive piece of machinery" you have lost perspective. this is a pyramid head situation. tumblr is not the website to have these debates.

[allpiesforourown]

"Shen Yuan is a shut in" shen yuan transmigrated into a character that was hated by all his colleagues and basically instantly turned around their perception of him and charmed them to a point they were going to war over him. Shen Yuan is amiable and friendly and makes friends wherever he goes. the one time he did actually act like a shut in, it was so out of character for him that all of cang qiong thought he was "out of his mind with grief" over Binghe. I will NEVER fall for loser shen yuan propaganda

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[wiigiwaamcore]

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

[grandfather-paradoxx]

As someone who has been unemployed for a year and a half, fucking thank you.

[ghostslimu]

you will never be a bad person for not reblogging a post on tumblr, please remember that

[ash-cherryblossom]

i hate those “if you scroll you’re a bad person” posts with all my heart

“don’t skip this” is a spell that makes me scroll past as quickly as i can

[jewishbarbies]

“snow white is problematic because kissing someone without consent is SA so it’s promoting SA”

do none of you know what TRUE LOVE’S KISS is?? you’re telling me you wouldn’t be fucking pissed if your TRUE LOVE found you stuck in a sleeping CURSE and just left you like that?? when all they had to do was give you a peck on the lips and you’d be awake again?? how the fuck do they ask for consent while you’re forced to be asleep bc of MAGIC?? let’s use our brains here, children. I know we just learned some basic concepts about consent but clearly we’re not ready to be applying them to literally anything.

[sunsetbuddie]

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

[hjartasalt]

Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

[hjartasalt]

Like just @ me at this point I'm literally the only person in iceland (and very possibly the world) who has the first name Lauf

(Article title reads "Lauf and Birningur in group of new names in the name register")

[hjartasalt]

No one lives here so now two of our biggest news outlets are vagueing about me lmao

[hjartasalt]

Hmm you're right. Correction: two of our biggest media outlets are talking about me specifically because they are obsessed with me

[hjartasalt]

This morning I showed up to work and my boss was like "congratulations :))" and I was kinda confused so asked her on what and she said "your name, I heard about it on the radio"

So far I have counted two online articles and apparently the radio is also talking about my name change so I'll keep you guys updated when I'm on national tv or something

[cipheramnesia]

With a little legwork we can make more people on Tumblr see this than the entire population of Iceland.

[maidenvault]

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

[mooncustafer]

If the text says the curtains are blue you can argue about what that means; but if you’re going to claim they’re actually yellow you’d better have a really good argument.

[toxictoad]

And you can entertain the thought "Hey what if the curtains were yellow?" as long as you remember that they aren't outside of this contained experiment