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if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT
I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that wayđ
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
What
What
dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."
sorry I had to draw this
no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, iâm putting my foot down
History is not done with us yet my friend
I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond âI will play a flute carved from your femur,â and yet this is the first time Iâve felt truly threatened
i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit
Since touching an abstraction causes you to glitch out, can you imagine Jax abstracting, and Pomni hugging him as he loses it, glitching out but determined to hold him until his last moments?
Holy fucking shit.
since itâs pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons
imo the best way to interpret those âreal people donât do xâ writing advice posts is âmost people donât do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.â human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we canât make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.
for example, most people donât address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.
When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me
I did all this on school wifi btw. but they wouldnt let me on poptropica cuz it was too dangerous
Just got back from graduation!!!
It's so surreal to be leaving, but it probably won't hit me for a while.
Rewatching atla episodes for Reasons and I just realised that Zuko found Appa the night after he found out he was missing. The gaang have been desperately searching for, what? A few weeks? And Zuko sees a poster saying Appa is missing and just squares tf up and finds him immediately. What a fucking madman.Â
#this is why they put him in charge of the Fire Nation #there is nothing Zuko cannot find up to and including his countryâs long lost sense of morality
i mean he had already managed to actually find the avatar, whom literally the entire world (except katara lmao) had believed was dead and gone forever. im pretty sure if zuko decides he is going to Find Something the universe rearranges itself to put it in his path.
This comes in handy when he has kids.
Dude literally found:
đ„The avatar
đ„Appa
đ„His lost uncle via a sweaty sandal
đ„A secret civilization thought to be long gone
đ„The last 2 dragons existing
đ„Katara and Sokkaâs Father plus Suki
đ„Kataraâs motherâs murderer
đ„His honor
đ„His entire nationâs honor
I mean the dude was wild. He was born to find stuff. I donât really know if he found his mother but likeâŠthat too. You kinda get why the Gaang saw Zuko and thought, hey what if we use him to find stuff?
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly donât get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesnât
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift
This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr
âWhat country is this about?â
âYes.â
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.
and you know what? Maybe I do tag my âblorbosâ in a lot of random peopleâs unrelated posts but Iâve never tagged a man in a post about a woman. Which is why unlike a lot of other people Iâm still going to heaven
genuinely so funny that i made a post saying "people on tumblr think its more immoral to kill a spider than a jew" and then people with a history of harassing me decided to prove my point
case in point
exactly
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004)