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[lonestatus]

*visibly shaking* has anybody else noticed how beautiful everything is?

[laur-kay]

Majuro Atoll, Sherwood Tibon on google maps

[ambermaitrejean]

Storm in the Texas Panhandle. Photos by Amber Maitrejean

[williammarksommer]

66 Motel

Barstow, California

Digital Sides

Nikon D750

[ottermatopoeia]

I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding

[ottermatopoeia]

Very much in line with the attitude of "this choice will marginally improve the way I move through the world and make everyone else's experience SIGNIFICANTLY worse, but I don't really care, based simply on the fact that I am allowed to do it and there's nothing they can or will do to stop me" ya feel me?

[thetetra]

I used to live in an apartment complex and this guy had those super bright headlights, a custom job that was WAY brighter than the norm. He would use his brights in the apartment complex and when his headlights were on your window you could read fine print with the curtains closed.

We yelled at him and told him to at least turn off his brights and he told us to go fuck ourselves. So one night after he came rolling back in at 2 or 3 in the morning someone smashed his headlights in with a hammer and sprayed black spray paint inside the holes. The reverse lights too as they were also obnoxiously bright.

Police came by the next day after he woke up and screamed blood and vengeance for an hour. I think we were all questioned and not 1 person knew anything.

Property management had to admit that the fake security cameras were actually fake.

Guy got his system fixed exactly the same and went around loudly bragging about it. Guy went back out to set up his camera to watch the car and went to bed. The camera was smashed from behind spray painted and again the headlights and reverse lights, with the added bonus of a side view mirror smashed and spray painted.

This time the only person who said anything to the cops was a guy who could confirm it wasn't at 5 am because he went out with a gas can and a box of matches but the job had already been done. And funnily enough saying "well I was going to do it but someone beat me to it" isn't actually illegal.

He put in much more sensible headlights and didn't turn his brights on in the parking lot anymore.

[pokefan1241]

hitting and smacking you moodboard

[pokefan1241]

happy smacking you saturday !!

[pokefan1241]

smacking you saturday free dlc

[girls4losers]

i gotta remember this

[halondrus]

omggg:3 stopppp >_< stop!!!! *giggles cutely as i impale you with my greatsword of judgement

[sanacibo]

I will be saying :3 ^_^ :D while masc I don't give a fuck

[sovietnam]

[girlnephew]

[cannibalchicken]

[coughloop]

oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

[savagedefectives]

leonard cohen

[mandarinpeel]

[ID: a poem titled “I AM NOW ABLE” I am now able / to sleep twenty hours a day The remaining four / are spent / telephoning a list / of important people / in order / to say goodnight ]

[itsbrig]

I have deep love for the cat.

[docbe]

People starting apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef are weak, I will demolish any seasonal beverage you put in front of me without hesitation

[soupacool]

my dumb ass named my cats after seasonal beverages so this post showing up on my dash really threw me for a loop

[soupacool]

the only apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef that's real is when the girls rumble

[beardedmrbean]