Here for the free t-shirt

Running entirely on caffeine & inappropriate thoughts.

[akb723]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Well damn

[classycookiexo]

[nothinggold13]

A criminally underrated line of foreshadowing in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is this:

“The coats were rather too big for them so that they came down to their heels and looked more like royal robes than coats when they had put them on.”

I just love that image. Right at the start, Lewis tells us that these four children look like kings and queens, and I think too often we just skip over it. 

[jerseyclown]

[hoarsely] is everyone ok

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

*covered in blood and debris* [shakily] yeah

[caffeinewitchcraft]

[unseen, muffled] doing awesome

[justletmescrolll]

what it’s like to own a black cat

[prokopetz]

A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.

Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.

[kuropin]

European cats

[phoebe-the-rabbit]

♡ Emma Thompson -  ‘Imagine’ - Endangered Species Women  ♡

“Loving the natural you should be an every day occurrence. Constantly worrying about your reflection and criticising yourself, your body, your shape or size is an act of violence against yourself.” 

[flyingbaker]

Some art works from girlfrog @thenewredplaid (a.k.a. Colleen Madden.) from Twitter.

[lagonzesse]

Some call mine The Weaker Sex. Fools. Clearly they don’t know the power we yield from down on our knees. Looking up, you see it all. Drink it in. The strong chest, open arms, eyes pleading with need even when they cannot (or will not) say the words. There is no greater rush.

[alphacrone]

every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them

[alphacrone]

like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????)

[alphacrone]

wait, wait, wait- WHOSE boyfriend looks like a girlfriend you had in february of last year? 

[alphacrone]

girlie, i’m glad you’re doing just fine, but WHY were you in a CAGE PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S A METAPHOR?? 

[alphacrone]

no, i don’t know if we’re human or if we’re dancer, but my friends are leaving the bar so i gotta- dancer. we’re dancer- NO DON’T CRY

[madderhatter]

endless curses…  malediction even

[alyreallylovesfilms]

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Young Ian: Uncle Jamie, what's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

James: I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.

[psikonauti]

Charles Robinson (1870 - 1937) 

The Black Cat Book

[thebrochtuarachs]

"I love you, a nighean donn. I have loved ye from the moment I saw ye, I will love ye ’til time itself is done, and so long as you are by my side, I am well pleased wi’ the world." - Jamie Fraser, The Fiery Cross

[loish]

Trying to capture that feeling of walking through the forest and feeling the cold, crisp air on your face. What’s your favorite season, and why is it autumn? 🍂

[assiraphales]

“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Elmo commits murder

[zum1udontno]

Elmo off the shits

[theclockworkjudas]

"ELMO!"

"WHAT? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ELMO??"