MAYBE I'M A MESS

I don't even care anymore. I am who I am.

[breakmyheartwithlyrics]

Bleachers- I Wanna Get Better

[zachryanco]

Oh Captain My Captain 🌊⛵️⚓️ (at Boston, Massachusetts)

[akchickadee]

You could be my captain...

[nofaddano-deactivated20200215]

oh my jesus…..

[niambi]

[capacity]

This is so me

[palmaenthusiast]

I want the remixes ep

[foxybrownboy-deactivated2018082]

[extremiti]

The new Paramore album is lit

[mindlesshumor]

@jehovahhthickness

[jehovahhthickness]

[goldnpoc]

Y’all maaaaad annoying lmao

[reign-sl]

[theryanproject]

[intellectforsparechange]

Lmfao I hate all y'all.

[jeniphyer]

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[joshpeck]

‪Outkast singing “If what they say is nothing lasts forever then what makes love the exception” in Hey Ya was too deep when it was released in 2003 and it’s still too deep today‬

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[transboyoshi]

I’m shook.

[hawfstuff]

[recklesswave-deactivated2018031]

‪In 10 years if I’m not on the beach cracking a cold one with the love of my life watching our dogs play in the water I’m going to be very disappointed. ‬

[overcalm]

She was right. She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.

Eleanor & Park - Rainbow Rowell (via overcalm)

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[spockvarietyhour]

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

[itswalky]

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

[wackd-archive]

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

[itswalky]

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

This is the reason I am on tumblr

[bigmammallama5]

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

[number368]

problem solved 

[doublearabianpunchfrontlayout-d]

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[samandriel]

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

And all nine of the muses.

[earthdad]

you tryna get a kiss bro? a little kissy kiss bro? bro? a smooch on the lips bro? a smooch bro?

[laanat-del-rey-deactivated20181]

I won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch

[unshrink]

when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react: