thesis to my antithesis

open up your heart like the gates of hell

[deaddolin]

manager my bualls hurt can i go home.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[coughloop]

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck

[holedyke]

iphone getting rid of the headphone jack started the recent decline of civilization

[w4rigari]

Narutaugust Day 1 : Panel Redraw

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

In the beginning God said let there be Drama and He saw Cain kill Abel and He saw it was funny as fuck and He said it was Good

[universitybookstore]

[cdplayer]

they shoudl make an emoji of a guy lying on the ground writhing and dying

[kristina100000]

when i dont reply to a message itsbecause i love you

[angelicguy]

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

[sumptiousfeast]

ugh im so old i can't stop dying

[autodiscipline]

babies are real AF for crying in public, theyr'ejust saying what we're all thinking

[thefirstpunch]

i crawl oujt of a ditch shaking and covered in blood and when you ask me what's wrong im just like I need something sweet

[ursulaleguin]

The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy At All

[jame7t]

hey your post fucking bit me

[kakashi-vibes]

Yamato can you file me as a dependent

[casgirl]

SASUKE SATURDAY SASUKE SATURDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING