Akellie

[necrophilofthefuture]

[cloudybakery]

Am I funny yet

[spectralwiitch]

[theconcealedweapon]

Notice that the cop's response is to defend the hypothetical bad cop, not to distance himself and other cops from the bad cop.

If bad cops were rare, there'd be no desire whatsoever to defend them.

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

when i hear an adult say “heck” instead of “hell” i say “cunt” under my breath to return the sum profanity of the world to its natural equilibrium

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[warplanerubdown]

[drtanner]

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

[lady-byleth]

Okay but you know what this tells me? That this cat really loves its owners. Cuz like, cats mirror us when they like us. That’s why they hang out on laptops. They want to do what we do because that’s how they show affection. So this cat saw its human drink like that…and decided to do it too cuz but it’s hard so it keeps trying. That’s love.

[randomsplashes]

legends only

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

[stebbyfrenchguy]

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro

[jeekoftheweek]

[enigmaticpink]

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

[gratatata-shalala]

[theshitneyspears]

who would win in a fight

[surprisebitch]

neither because they would team up in solidarity

[distractedboyfriend]

[classicalliberalleague]

art imitates life, life imitates art

[the-grey-tribe]

gluttony vs lust

[gummi-waffen]

The face of a man that knew exactly what he was doing.

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[godhatesfrankie]

save point

[neambus-moved-deactivated202105]

HONESTLY rice terraces are one of the most sophisticated and aesthetically beautiful forms of agriculture, if you haven’t seen what they look like, ur missing out

[neambus-moved-deactivated202105]

here’s just a few of them:

sources: x, x, x,x

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[paintdeath]

I am sCREaMING

[angelbabyspice]

[cairgnorm]

[starlightvii]

THIS