They LIKE me... *plucks a petal*
otherwise known as..
The hints they like you pre-relationship :D
He lwk gets meaner … Like more of his famous insults are hurled at you and he’ll follow you around and quite literally poke the bear… He will steal your stuff constantly and when confronted he will say he saw it lying around when you know for sure that your hair tie was on your dresser… Hmmm you fool no one Jeff.. Also he will most definitely wear smth totally out of place when he knows you’re going to be wherever he’s going (into the kitchen for a beer) like he’ll be wearing a black compression shirt because he overheard you talking about men with muscles to Nat one time
Oh it’s so obvious. Like no one is even trying to hide his favoritism. I HC he makes the creeps pay him in supplies and/or money for treatment and checkups (unless they’re like bleeding out) and when you get hurt on your first mission and come bearing gifts (gauze and a suspicious amount of cash) he turns down your offer and tells you not to bring anything when you see him. He patches you up and will unironically offer you a lollipop for your troubles. He’ll also linger around you in the mansion, which is strange because he usually simply stays in the basement, like since when did he go into the kitchen?? He stores his food downstairs??
It’s HELLA slow-burn for him, like it genuinely starts out as him thinking about you in a friendly manner, then it dawns on him that he likes you and you barely notice anything different. Over time, he’ll want to be in your room all the time when he’s not on a mission, and he’ll complain about being lonely and bored all the time, but only to you… hm… He sees that you’re on the porch talking with someone and he decides that the wood needs to be chopped in that exact moment… His shirt comes off half-way through like he’s overheated, but it’s funny because he forgot that it’s fall and chilly asf due to his CIPA LMAO
One word; candy. He will smother you in it, find your favorite kinds, talk about candy, talk about anything in fact. Him having a crush involves you nearly having a heart attack when he grabs your ankle at 2AM when you’re half-asleep. He enjoys making you laugh and also scaring the shit out of you, be on guard… Don’t expect to be alone for long, he will pop out of the shower, moving the curtain to reveal himself, when you’re literally on the toilet. No personal space exists between you two after he latches himself to you. I don’t think he would take his little crush very seriously and when he realizes he would not be the same with you gone, he locks tf in and gives you shit you don’t want or need, especially because it’s always dusty and has flecks of blood on it…
A text EVERY day, without fail, “yo wait come to my room rq” and him merely texting u glitches ur phone like crazy, but you head over anyways and he’s always somewhat high and inviting you to game w him…. If you don’t go over to his room he’ll drain ur battery… He’ll smoke weed w you and for free, which you think is strange bc he charges his friends (jeff)... He’ll definitely be hitting on you, this dude if not smooth at all.. Also if you ever need to pay for something in a game you text him and he’ll hack ur computer/pc/phone to fix it… He’s so clingy, and because he doesn’t need to leave his room for missions, when you have missions he’ll complain like crazy and text u and send u tiktoks like crazy, you check ur phone to 200+ notifs
I feel like she would be one of the most nonchalant and genuine people when having a crush. She respects ur boundaries... but also she isgoing to be knocking on your door and asking what you’re doing at every hour of the day… Sometimes you’ll just be scrolling on your phone and she’ll knock and greet you, you invite her into your room and she asks if she can play your guitar.. Prepare to be blessed by her voice and music… She says she knows niche songs but we all know she writes her own, especially because it’s just poetry with rhythm. You’ll wake up to her knocking and she’ll js have your favorite food and you’re excited and you happen to make eye contact w her and she is visibly SWOONING, she loves seeing u happy or excited. Overall she loves giving u things and she will be nosy about your life lol
Oh he’s SILENT around you I feel like he’d just be really nervous and zip his lips lol… With Sully I feel like he’d write an anonymous note like “eat it moron, don’t starve” on top of a tub of food and ding-dong ditch you… Liu would be more sweet, definitely a secret admirer type relationship between you two, a letter slipped under your door describing how your laugh lights up a whole room, and how your face brings him to his knees, real poetic shit… When you see Sully you immediately assume he hates you because of his rbf and staring problem, but they both like u...
Oh. You’d definitely know. In fact, all her friends know. In fact, the whole mansion knows, and even most of her victims hear about it for a few minutes. She asks her friends for advice she knows she won’t take because she js loves having a crush and talking about them. She reads old magazines with quizzes about if you two will get married or not, and whether you like her back. She’s constantly buzzing with energy around you, and she’s attached at your hip. She’s taking you shopping and making you try on fancy clothes so she can picture you wearing it to your wedding. Expect love letters from “anonymous” but you know they’re her because no one else in the mansion uses a pink glitter pen and turns the dots on her i’s into hearts.
You’re 100% convinced she hates you at first, cause all she does is stare at you and she just has such a menacing aura.. One day she knocks on your door and quietly asks if she can come in and hangout, and you’re SHOCKED. The conversation you two have is entirely one-sided, with you telling stories and making exaggerated reactions to them to hear the soft exhale of air from behind her mask. She doesn’t talk or respond, but she nods in encouragement when you pause to wonder if you should be quiet or not. She’s generally really quiet, which confuses you because she always ends up back into your room one way or another, sometimes with little trinkets that somehow match your aesthetic and interests perfectly.
She is the QUEEN of mixed signals, not entirely on purpose… She’ll talk to you for hours while on a mission far away, asking about your day and your interests, then she’ll ghost you for a few days, again showing up in the living room to watch a glitchy TV with you while bumping her knee against yours. She’ll be vulnerable for about two seconds then go back to usual, changing the topic quickly yet smoothly. The next day she’ll be gone and you won’t be able to reach her. If you ask her about her disappearances she’ll lwk tell you to mind your business, then she’ll pull some fancy thing out of her pocket, and give it to you. Very confusing, but eventually you realize that she’s truly js like that
You will not know. At all. The ONLY hints are that he’s slightly less strict with you, often brushing off other’s complaints of your loud music at night… You assume he was js tired and that next time you wouldn’t be lucky, but he lets you off the hook a little too often… If you strike up a conversation with him while he’s on a smoke break outside, he’ll respond and ask you about shit, but he always masks his interest with this bored tone of indifference, so you end up thinking you’re bothering him. Another thing is that you notice he sneaks in a little “honey” or “darlin’” into his speech, but he immediately continues with his sentence and not allowing you to point it out…
You will brush off the hints off as to nothing, but he’s leaving you a bread trail… Him sliding you a candy bar on a mission, him laughing with you and no one else, and him looking immediately over at you when a fight breaks out to make sure you’re okay…. Hmm we know what you are Brian you think you’re so slick… He’ll be leaving small micro-flirts in your dms and you’ll be consulting your friends as to WHAT in the WORLD could “I don’t think i’ve ever met anyone who acts like you” even mean. Everything he says could either be interpreted as nothing or everything and you’ll never know how to interpret him. Don’t even bother asking for clarification, he’ll just chuckle and change the topic.
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