your resident evil

serial mom dater

[dogpuppy]

[akimatter]

[akimatter]

jarvis, straddle this man

[akimatter]

i may not have a brain gentlemen,

but i have an idea.

[akimatter]

[akimatter]

[akimatter]

gonna name a cat snips, short for “single-nucleotide-polymorphisms”

[akimatter]

like beating candy from a dead horse! (piñata)

[akimatter]

feat. my stepdad, his cat, and Her

[raizeprime]

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

[akimatter]

she peanuts on my charlie til i brown

[akimatter]

i’d be so mad if he wasn’t bribing me rn

[akimatter]

naming my dogs “ava” and “lobo”, which of course is short for “aviation” and “lobotomy”

[pukicho]

Worst dog name, go.

[akimatter]

that’s a pretty bad dog name

[akimatter]

thanks but i’m neither artificial nor intelligent

[skippyisntfunny]

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[empress-of-dark2005]