still here, still gay

here's a dump of fandoms, some lesbian content and random comments in the tags, I’m the one who knows horoscope in the relationship. Feel free to shoot me some messages👍🏼

[galacticproblems]

White Rabbit Fest is already one of my favorite events in the game, and I haven't even finished it yet. The outfits are so fun to draw!

[v4mp-doll]

it’s so funny how ice adolescence cancelation did nothing but two show two things:

mappa is more greedy than we imagined;

THE COMMUNITY IS ALIVE, NOT WELL BUT ALIVE

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

[mosswall]

The other day my work had us take a social media survey about what social media platforms we’d be comfortable posting about our products on and I selected “I don’t use social media” before immediately coming over to Tumblr to dunk on them

[mothmanchronicler]

[januaryysummers]

[myleftpinkytoe]

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

[atomicrow]

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

[notebookpapers]

mappa being like “oh yuri on ice just wasn’t profitable” OLYMPIC ATHLETES WATCHED YOUR FUCKING SHOW, MAPPA. OLYMPIC!!! ATHLETES!!! OLYMPIC SKATERS HAVE GIVEN TRIBUTE TO THIS SERIES!!!! MAPPA WHAT THE FUCK

[nelsonakis]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was told the basic story of “the king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)” and that “saint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secret”

what this was supposed to communicate to me was “saint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines day” 

what i got out of it was “saint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines day”

and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads

i like my version better im not gonna lie

[nomorelonelydays]

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

[cyhiraeth]

a comedy of errors

[bimbogollum]

Attended a powerpoint party last night and I thought I’d share my Hot Takes with you all

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[babygray-dam]

To celebrate Super Mario’s 35th Anniversary, 7-Eleven stores in Japan are selling food inspired by the games. (Feb. 5-March 1, 2021)

[kingjackalope]

I had to look these up.

The first one is the Mario Mix Roll. One side is a croquette with a ketchup sauce and egg salad, the other side is a Mushroom Napolitan. Napolitan is a Japanese version of pasta that is made with a ketchup based sauce rather than a traditional tomato sauce.

Yoshi's green melon bread, (unlike regular melon bread which is named for its shape) has melon juice cream and whipped cream inside.

Koopa's fire-breathing super hot fried chicken roll. There's hot spice in the chicken batter and chili sauce on the roll.

Princess Peach's Dolce is strawberry rare cheese and strawberry jelly. There's lemon whip cream on top, with milk and strawberry jelly.

Shining Star milk kanten. Kanten is an agar-agar jelly. It's got pineapple sauce on top.

Fire Flower curry bun of flames. It's got a tomato and chicken curry inside. It isn't as spicy as the Koopa roll, despite the name.

[derezzcartes]

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

This is Zeus erasure

[goldcrescent]

Zeus deserves to be erased

[longinglook]

best of bl 2020 challenge, day 13: favorite character [6/6]

↳ kurosawa (cherry magic)

[lozyrosie]

tfw you realize your nearly 80 y.o catholic granddad has changed a lot

[charlesoberonn]

If vampires were real there’d be an MLM trying to sell you ineffective anti-vampire creams and an MLM trying to sell you fake training courses to turn you into a vampire.

[fantasticfables]

You got anything against gay men’s work ethic or

[fantasticfables]

nevermind

[lesbianrey]

lemonade is the best beverage in the world

🍋people from europe/australia who think sprite is lemonade DO NOT interact 🍋

[lesbianrey]

you were warned, you were given an explanation, nevertheless you persisted. and for that you must die.