y'all mind if I do some lollygagging

[aphractal2]

so i started with doing requests from the last scales post and then became woefully carried away

[jewish-joy]

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

[maimonideznuts]

[jewish-joy]

@vangoggles THAT WHAT I WAS SAYING .

And I was finally on a shift with this guy. We were both sitting in silence because we had the ass-crack-of-dawn slot.

Over my coffee and twirling my Magen David necklace around my finger, I say "So. Ahmed. Ramadan.

And Ahmed over his energy drink, sighs - "don't you say shit about that."

[jewish-joy]

#what's the bet Ahmed was just asking for certain shifts during Ramadan and Boss got excited and was like “just take the whole ramadan off!”#“don't even worry about it! we support you! take the time you need!” I'm scheduled to work with him tomorrow morning so will find out then 🫡 .We're both STEM majors who use the early empty hours to study so I will report if I get more than a grunt out of him about it.

[jewish-joy]

another stupid-early morning, and between our respective course loads- him organic chemistry and me pathophysiology- I asked for the full story in how he got all of Ramadan off.

He sighed, and let me know that he did indeed try to explain to our manager that all he needed was to get shifts not around sunrise or sunset. But that in him explaining what Ramadan was, the plot very quickly got lost into this unhinged confusion where our boss was trying to google how people could survive an entire month without food or water.

So halfway through, he decided to pivot and go along with it, expecting less shifts in March because that's a difficult academic time anyway. Then, he had to keep a straight face when the end-product was the entire time off with paid leave.

So, now, he's in a hell partially of his own making where his boss genuinely believes he doesn't eat for a month and is trying to offer all non-Christian workers March off. I offered him time off for Hanukkah. He hit his head against the desk, and groaned.

[kittydesade]

[findroleplay]

21+ looking for 21+ writers to write MxM omegaverse plot on discord, using tuppers preferably and realistic FCs or detailed descriptions. I'm usually writing 3+ paragraphs or more, sometimes up to 2k words, I love world building, making edits/mood boards and collecting aesthetics and i love yapping about our characters! I'm pretty active and usually I respond to messages as soon as I can (minimum once a day!). Looking for someone also active and involved in the plot. If you will write just "ok" and "sounds good to me" and won't come up with any ideas of your own, I will probably loose interest.

I'm craving good old school omegaverse and have two specific ideas but I'm open to brainstorming!

First idea: Regency/Victorian Au. Young omega is married off to a wealthy alpha to save their family status/help out financially. Bonus points if omega is a little brat and they just want to send him away.

Second idea: post apocalyptic world is style of The Road by McCarthy (but you do not need to know it, I will explain the basics!) where the omega is found by an alpha leading a group of survivors, looking for mate.

What I want from it is just a tale of two hurting soul with expectations placed on them by others finding comfort and safety in each other. I love dead dove themes, dub/con, but also size differences, age gaps, corruption of innocence. My limits are just 🐾, 🍪 and 🚽. I would like anything between 70/30 and 50/50 plot to smut ratio.

I'd like to play conflicted alpha, probably depressed and needing some comfort. Who I look for is male omega (trans muses are welcome and loved!), either soft and hurt or with the whole attitude in the world which he uses to mask his fear and pain or mixture of both. I love feminine (and spoiled) omegas who love to put attention to their look and their comfort but it's not a requirement.

Like this add and I will message you as soon as I can!

-

[al-a-palooza]

If this reaches this person, I am so interested 👀👀👀 gimme gimme

[findroleplay]

21+ looking for 21+ writers to write MxM omegaverse plot on discord, using tuppers preferably and realistic FCs or detailed descriptions. I'm usually writing 3+ paragraphs or more, sometimes up to 2k words, I love world building, making edits/mood boards and collecting aesthetics and i love yapping about our characters! I'm pretty active and usually I respond to messages as soon as I can (minimum once a day!). Looking for someone also active and involved in the plot. If you will write just "ok" and "sounds good to me" and won't come up with any ideas of your own, I will probably loose interest.

I'm craving good old school omegaverse and have two specific ideas but I'm open to brainstorming!

First idea: Regency/Victorian Au. Young omega is married off to a wealthy alpha to save their family status/help out financially. Bonus points if omega is a little brat and they just want to send him away.

Second idea: post apocalyptic world is style of The Road by McCarthy (but you do not need to know it, I will explain the basics!) where the omega is found by an alpha leading a group of survivors, looking for mate.

What I want from it is just a tale of two hurting soul with expectations placed on them by others finding comfort and safety in each other. I love dead dove themes, dub/con, but also size differences, age gaps, corruption of innocence. My limits are just 🐾, 🍪 and 🚽. I would like anything between 70/30 and 50/50 plot to smut ratio.

I'd like to play conflicted alpha, probably depressed and needing some comfort. Who I look for is male omega (trans muses are welcome and loved!), either soft and hurt or with the whole attitude in the world which he uses to mask his fear and pain or mixture of both. I love feminine (and spoiled) omegas who love to put attention to their look and their comfort but it's not a requirement.

Like this add and I will message you as soon as I can!

-

[al-a-palooza]

How can I find this person CRIES. Everything i want in an rp

[al-a-palooza]

Seeking omegaverse/ABO RP partners!

Hello! c: I'm looking for somebody to RP omegaverse/ABO with. Must be 21+. OCs only. Discord preferably! I prefer literate RP partners as I typically type around 2 or 3 paragraphs on average and expect the same. Seeking somebody who can rp somewhat regularly.

I only write w/w or m/m. Genres I generally enjoy are slice of life and fantasy or both. Romance regardless! c: I typically steer away from scifi but I'm not opposed to it!

In particular I've been craving a soft, slice-of-life romance with potential drama and would enjoy playing an omega! I'm open to more suggestions though, I'd just like to write an omega since I've been playing a lot of alphas recently haha! That doesn't mean we can't switch up roles in potential future RPs together. :3

Themes I'm interested in vary, such as friends-to-lovers, enemies-to-lovers, forced proximity, single parents, etc. Just shoot your shot.

If you're interested, feel free to send me a message and we can discuss in more detail, such as things I will and won't write.

Al (with an L)

[al-a-palooza]

I'm also open to non-omegaverse, I just enjoy the themes of omegaverse hehehe

[al-a-palooza]

If people are still looking, I am. <3 Just searching for experienced rp partners and people open to chats outside of rp and yappin about our ocs together.

[al-a-palooza]

Seeking omegaverse/ABO RP partners!

Hello! c: I'm looking for somebody to RP omegaverse/ABO with. Must be 21+. OCs only. Discord preferably! I prefer literate RP partners as I typically type around 2 or 3 paragraphs on average and expect the same. Seeking somebody who can rp somewhat regularly.

I only write w/w or m/m. Genres I generally enjoy are slice of life and fantasy or both. Romance regardless! c: I typically steer away from scifi but I'm not opposed to it!

In particular I've been craving a soft, slice-of-life romance with potential drama and would enjoy playing an omega! I'm open to more suggestions though, I'd just like to write an omega since I've been playing a lot of alphas recently haha! That doesn't mean we can't switch up roles in potential future RPs together. :3

Themes I'm interested in vary, such as friends-to-lovers, enemies-to-lovers, forced proximity, single parents, etc. Just shoot your shot.

If you're interested, feel free to send me a message and we can discuss in more detail, such as things I will and won't write.

Al (with an L)

[al-a-palooza]

I'm also open to non-omegaverse, I just enjoy the themes of omegaverse hehehe

[omegaverserping]

Seeking 18+ queer ABO RP - Discord

Name (Anonymous, nickname, or preferred name): Al (with an L)

URL: https://www.tumblr.com/al-a-palooza/

Age: 29

Preferred Way of RPing: Discord

Time Zone: EST

First, Second, or Third Person point of view?: Third person please!

Preferred Role (Alpha/Omega/Beta/All): Omega, but I will play anything. I’m craving playing an Omega in particular right now though. :) 

Preferred Pairing (M/M, F/M, F/F, and so on and so forth): M/M and F/F

Do you prefer to RP with OCs (Original Characters), Fandom, or both?: OCs only please!

OCs (Optional to list them here or share them with your RP Partner): I’d prefer we create our OCs together. I like to make brand new OCs for rps. c:

Triggers: Explicit SA

Preferred length when replying: I tend to personally write a couple paragraphs so I would like to receive the same. It doesn’t need to be an essay - just more than five sentences.

How long would you like to RP for? (Short or long term, indefinitely, or not sure x): Long term, indefinitely

Prompt(s) that you would like to share for a potential partner: We can come up with something together, but I have been particularly interested in a soft, slice-of-life queer romance with drama! I also enjoy fantasy and creating our own worlds. I’m very open-minded to ideas. :) 

Would you be willing to brainstorm a prompt?: Yes, of course!

Omegaverse tropes that you DO NOT like to use: N/A

Omegaverse tropes that you DO enjoy using often and would like to use in your RP: Gosh, I like just about any of them. Heats/ruts, nesting, scents/scenting, soulmates/fated mates, bonding, pregnancy (even mpreg)

Anything else that you would like to mention or say?: I will only accept 18+ rp partners and I will not rp characters that are underage. Please message me if you are interested! 

[al-a-palooza]

Seeking omegaverse/ABO RP partners!

Hello! c: I'm looking for somebody to RP omegaverse/ABO with. Must be 21+. OCs only. Discord preferably! I prefer literate RP partners as I typically type around 2 or 3 paragraphs on average and expect the same. Seeking somebody who can rp somewhat regularly.

I only write w/w or m/m. Genres I generally enjoy are slice of life and fantasy or both. Romance regardless! c: I typically steer away from scifi but I'm not opposed to it!

In particular I've been craving a soft, slice-of-life romance with potential drama and would enjoy playing an omega! I'm open to more suggestions though, I'd just like to write an omega since I've been playing a lot of alphas recently haha! That doesn't mean we can't switch up roles in potential future RPs together. :3

Themes I'm interested in vary, such as friends-to-lovers, enemies-to-lovers, forced proximity, single parents, etc. Just shoot your shot.

If you're interested, feel free to send me a message and we can discuss in more detail, such as things I will and won't write.

Al (with an L)

[al-a-palooza]

Seeking omegaverse/ABO RP partners!

Hello! c: I'm looking for somebody to RP omegaverse/ABO with. Must be 21+. OCs only. Discord preferably! I prefer literate RP partners as I typically type around 2 or 3 paragraphs on average and expect the same. Seeking somebody who can rp somewhat regularly.

I only write w/w or m/m. Genres I generally enjoy are slice of life and fantasy or both. Romance regardless! c: I typically steer away from scifi but I'm not opposed to it!

In particular I've been craving a soft, slice-of-life romance with potential drama and would enjoy playing an omega! I'm open to more suggestions though, I'd just like to write an omega since I've been playing a lot of alphas recently haha! That doesn't mean we can't switch up roles in potential future RPs together. :3

Themes I'm interested in vary, such as friends-to-lovers, enemies-to-lovers, forced proximity, single parents, etc. Just shoot your shot.

If you're interested, feel free to send me a message and we can discuss in more detail, such as things I will and won't write.

Al (with an L)