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#( *&&. muse. )#this is so alana i've g2g2g2g2g2g

ophvlias:

❛ — you do realize that i don’t actually serve alcohol, right ?? ❜ ophelia pointed to the bar behind her and the armband around her slim wrist, both which read ‘ NO ALCOHOL ‘. ❛ — i’m sorry, my friend, but if you want the FUN stuff, you aren’t going to find it here. but you can get a JUICE BOX if you want one. NOT free of charge, though. ❜

“yes, i realize that, ma’am,” alana spoke, an annoyance in her voice. “i just wanted some CHOCOLATE MILK. do y’all have any?” she asked with a sigh.

#( *&&. conversation. )#( *&&. c: ophelia. )#i'm sorry this is so late

mclikc:

❝ you know, i DIDN’T think i was but, since you said it — it MUST be true. ❞ malik taunted, the woman’s investment in a matter that didn’t CONCERN her, rather amusing. ❝ as pleasant as it sounds to drink BLEACH, i’m gonna just stick with — leave me alone. ❞ he grinned.

"GLADLY,” she spoke. “but ONLY if you’ll clean your knuckles.” alana crossed her arms and waited for the pakistani to respond.

#( *&&. conversation. )#( *&&. c: malik. )#she's such a mom i g2g2g2g2g

ncisc

“i need more than twenty minutes to properly make love to a girl. we just touched a little and i told her she should call me later, i didn’t even hear the panic until i was on my way back.”

alanapng-blog

“do you know how irresponsible you sound right now? they honestly should fire you.”

#( *&&. conversation. )#( *&&. c: hunter. )#i'm sorry this is so late

ftxrcghvjbcraiigmanning

“That makes this even more annoying. If he were trying to help, it was still a dick move, but a forgivable one. If he was just being an ass, I should have knocked him out.”

alanapng-blog

“You really should have, dude. People like him are what’s wrong with society. Him and meninists.”

#( *&&. conversation. )#( *&&. c: dev. )

blucneighbour-deactivated201707

“ y’know what, i don’t know why i didn’t buy bacon and eggs. it’s like available in every single store, almost. but hey, at least i got cupcakes. “

alanapng-blog

“true. cupcakes are a gift sent from god himself honestly. what kind of cupcakes are they ??”

#( *&&. conversation. )#( *&&. c: lennox. )

megmastcrs

“That’s what I was thinking when the question came out of her mouth! Well if that’s the case, I gotta meet Melanie Martinez and ask if she can heart Cruella De Vil. Seriously though, and she called me rude when I asked her ‘The fuck kinda question is that?”

alanapng-blog

“Ooh, I love her and her hair, haha !! But she called you rude for pointing out her bullshit ?? She’s the rude one in the first place.”

#( *&&. conversation. )#( *&&. c: ronan. )

carapng

I try not to be rude but some people just push you, y’know? It’s like nah, man - I’m working minimum wage here. I’m not staying open another minute even if you’re Obama. Sorry ‘bout it.

alanapng-blog

I’m working on being less mean when I tell them it’s closing time because my boss keeps telling me that people are complaining. But then again, maybe they’re complaining because it’s closing.

#( *&&. conversation. )#( *&&. c: kennedy. )

jikookprint

#( *&&. polaroid. )

mclikc:

finding more AMUSEMENT in the INHOSPITABLE nature of alana’s tone than anything else, malik SUPPRESSED the urge to chuckle in response. ❝ never said i would, love. ❞

“so you think it’s FUNNY that i’m taking the time of my day to tell you that if you don’t clean that up, it’s going to get infected ?? what a CONDESCENDING asshole you are,” alana retorted. “what’s next ?? are you going to bat your eyes and call me sugar ?? because i’d rather drink a bottle of BLEACH than sit and hear your arrogant remarks.”

#( *&&. conversation. )#( *&&. c: malik. )#i'm good for the most part!! a lil tired n hunger #*hungry #wow i can't type #but hby lovebug?

mclikc:

❝ you know, i think i just MIGHT be going deaf. ❞ he taunted further, her words of seeming crisis going in one ear & out the other. ❝ pardon ?? i’m not all that good with HEARING. ❞

“listen, ASSWIPE,” alana spoke hostilely, “if you want an infected hand, by all means, go AHEAD. just don’t say i didn’t tell you so.” she shook her head and rolled her eyes at the male.

#( *&&. conversation. )#( *&&. c: malik. )#hi love!!

nighthwks

“Scared? There’s nothing to be scared about in Marvel movies. They’re all PG-13. Don’t worry about. She’ll be like the little sister I never had.”

alanapng-blog

“You’re telling me that you think a two year old isn’t gonna be scared of a mastermind super villain who wants to destroy the world? Really? You guys are gonna be so cute together. Aw, and we can dress her up as Batgirl for Halloween this year!”