NOT A MARMOT QUIT YELLING MY NAME

I'm Alan. I wanna be a millwright I am 20, live in Coquitlam, BC and like weird things I am not a marmot so quit yelling my name over and over. I'm not steve either. www.flickr.com/ehmontgomery

[alanmontgomery]

just another one of those nights eh

[alanmontgomery]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me

[alanmontgomery]

Why am I such a fuckin g douchebag asshole who doesn't remember how to properly interact with human beings? At least Jim and J.P. and Jack and Jim love me. If someone could give me a hint that would be much appreciated.

[alanmontgomery]

Being single doesn't work unless you're a six foot tall douchebag and everyone can go fuck themselves fuck you

[nevver]

Into the woods, Doug Eng

[ptq-deactivated20240630-deactiv]

You’re going into the woods? I win.

[supersonicart]

Gordon Harper, Paintings.

Intriguing paintings of urban homes by artist Gordon Harper, see more below:

Don’t miss Supersonic Art on Instagram!

Keep reading

[alanmontgomery]

actually, you had me since 'im wet, and not in a good way' but 'i wish I could drink in the morning' just made it better

[life]

From the Oct. 1962 LIFE special issue - THE CALL OF CALIFORNIA: It’s Splendor. It’s Excitement. Why people go, go and go there. This image appeared on the cover - “Cascade of fire lights Yosemite at dusk.” (Ralph Crane—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images) #firefall #California #Yosemite

[blacktinabelcher]

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

i had a threesome last night but two people couldn’t make it

[alanmontgomery]

i chose this life. i chose this life. i chose this life.

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[alanmontgomery]

fuck this

[alanmontgomery]

I love my friends so much, but I’ve neglected them

[supersonicart]

Maethawee Chiraphong x INPRNT.

Phenomenal artwork by artist Maethawee Chiraphong, who has it all available as prints in their INPRNT Store.

(This is a sponsored post by INPRNT.  Check out their Tumblr!)

[alanmontgomery]

are you some sort of figment of my imagination?

[alanmontgomery]

why did it just get so much harder