Don't be a boob punch

Lexi, 25, Alan Rickman, ever increasing amounts of Benedict Cumberbatch.

[buzzfeedreader]

[mslorelei]

The story of Jordan Blisk, as told by Jess Ruliffson. I love reading trans stories with a happy ending.

[lookatthesefuckinstars]

SUPERMOON!

(photo credits listed in picture captions)

[stellawitchcraft]

I’ve been meaning to make some kind of portable altar for a while, figuring I’d just put together some kind of tiny kit for travel or something. Then I was like HEY WAIT, I COULD JUST DRAW ONE IN MY GRIMOIRE, and voila :D

[alanrickmanismysugardaddy]

Someone: It's the super moon tonight

Me: Actually.... the moon is always super

[halfhardtorock]

Two months ago, I was trying to grab some tampons at a 7/11-type store in Wisconsin. I was zoning out over my choices when I noticed another person in the aisle with me.

She was wearing a hijab, and was probably in her twenties or so.

We were the only people in the store except for the white guy behind the counter.

And then another dude walked in, a beardy, white 40-something.

I was ready to buy my shit and leave but i just stood there, watching that old dude.

The midwest is such a shitshow i swear to god and I just couldn’t leave until that girl left too. I don’t know these men. I wasn’t going to leave the only other woman there, alone at night, with those two white men. Especially not a woman in a hijab.

I loitered and waited til she got her shit and left. I wandered to the front so I could watch her drive away.

I think in the next 4 years or more, if you haven’t already, you better start watching. Don’t leave people alone. Don’t trust anyone. Don’t assume anyone is safe. Don’t believe you’re being paranoid. It’s our duty to watch.

[ooopsiepoopsiedidafuckywucky-de]

Trust no one.

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[nowisation]

[thother]

she really outdid herself

[weloveshortvideos]

[thewightknight]

weloveshortvideos:

Sometimes cats can’t be explained.

[querycrossing]

me.

[memes4dads-blog]

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand

[goulashnikov-concern]

Required education and mandatory waking hours implies that Lazytown is actually a communist dictatorship and Robby Rotten is actually a freedom fighter who’s reputation has been slandered by state run media.

Robbie Rotten is the true hero of Lazytown.

[yayfeminism]

Siyanda Mohutsiwa on the rise of the alt-right.

[timemachineyeah]

My therapist just told me a joke.

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

[professorfangirl]

SIT DOWN.

[beanieandthejets]

i don’t get it

[nehoynehoy14]

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

[theswearingmime]

FUCK

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is the best.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as an Ancient Greek

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

[oac47]

[almostsebastien]

Who is this!?!??

[quartermoose]

His name is Steven Martin. This is his IG, and here is an article with other amazing, stylish plus sized guys (yes it’s buzzfeed I know).

[arianagrowlr-deactivated2017041]

This is amazing omg

[queenciityconfidential]

I’m shocked. This is the first time I’ve EVER seen a plus sized male fashion model that wasn’t super muscular.

[tarynel]

Oh wow!!

[kitkatofficial]

Break time!

[kitkatofficial]

the gif is supposed to move…

[kitkatofficial]

This should do it! Have a break!

[woopdawamb]

here

[kitkatofficial]

Okay smart stuff

[reesescups]

Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs

[kitkatofficial]

Looks bad Reese’s

[reesescups]

At least it loads

[kitkatofficial]

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

[agrumpypulloutcouch]

some serious shit is going down over here

[diet-poison]

“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?” “Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine

[aw-snap-chrome-crashed]

I can’t believe you would insult Leonardo DeviantArt Vinci this way

[maddy-mccabe]