alatreal

bi, shy & ready to cry | multifandom, mdzs, bungo stray dogs, six of crows | she/her

[clubofthestarlesssaint-deactiva]

Ever since Leigh Bardugo talked about Ben whispering "Fine. Make me your villain" to her, I've been waiting to see it on video.

And now ITS HERE!! 😱

Imagine having THE BEN BARNES whisper The Darkling's iconic dialogue in your ear. I would have passed away. 💀👻

Also him doing this is the most Darkling move ever. The man is surreal 🌘🖤👌

[lacetulle]

Paolo Sebastian | Passage of Spring

[lemonadesoda]

Ok like 100% guaranteed way to make me laugh is to send me a joke that takes out the superlative/adjective from a phrase that should have one like

easily one of the days i've had all week

world's...dad

drinks that taste

this is by far one of the posts youve made

this is one of the world's most sounds

one of the seattle colleges

it won't fail

[shmu-h]

I got tired of never seeing love stories that reminded me of myself. so I made one. for myself.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

[kaldicuct]

“love yourself, but fuck that guy in particular.”

[okonomiyaki-saint]

Chuuya

[sushishouta]

what in the renaissance painting is this ✨

hahaha they got rid of the awkward crotch dive chuuya did in the movie

Soukoku moment from the stage play CM for their DVD. Check it out here!

Edit: pls note im also not saying is a bad thing, im glad they didn’t do the awkward crotch shot. It was a little awkward in the anime alr. It would have been pretty damn awkward irl. Haha mainly I was just admiring the way they set it up and lit it like a renaissance painting with all the draping over each other and the stairs. 😂

[helenafreakgan]

I just remembered that people who haven't read the books will see Wylan for the first time and coin him as their "uwu soft gay baby who would never heard a fly" when people who have read the books know damn well that when Jesper said he didn't kill sleeping men Wylan said they could wake them up.

[brekkersblog-deactivated2024101]

The Show is slipping down the top ten list now. It went from 1 to 3 in my country so please stream guys. We need that season 2! I don't want them to cancel before we meet Nikolai and Wylan and before six of crows story start!

[malewifegradyruewen]

writing is so fun

[malewifegradyruewen]

i hate writing so much

[malewifegradyruewen]

this is so frustrating

[malewifegradyruewen]

i’m a literal god at writing

[arbitreneart]

Chaotic energy at its peak

[alonlyfangirl]

This is a good representation of my writing prosess

[cindersart]

you, inej. you.

[drunk-on-inejs-laughter]

Kaz Brekker: dirtyhands; bastard of the barrel; criminal; moody horse boi; fashion extraordinaire

[therealwylanvaneck]

when you realise he listened

[nicholasnelsons]

god i really hope they include milo next season just so we can get jesper acting like a whole freaking dad in front of wylan. jesper can be like “i want you to meet my son” and wylan would freak out like “YOU HAVE A SON???” and here comes uncle kaz holding the goat to show wylan. before they get together, jesper asks him “are you ready to be a stepdad?” and of course wylan blushes because jesper is showing interest in him but then he’s like “i’m not gonna be the goat’s father jes” and jesper freaks out and says “HE HAS A NAME AND EARS!! come on, you can play your flute for him!!” and wylan caves because he’s just a little bit in love with this man and if loving a goat comes with loving jesper then he’ll take it

[dec-d]

😂

[brettsgoldstein]

bisexuals be like im gonna sit in a position so uncomfortable

[galvanizedfriend]

Chloé Zhao, who just won an Oscar for best director, writes fanfiction.

That's the kind of validation I needed in my life. Thank you, ma'am.

[wafflesandschemingfaces]

Crooked Kingdom

"She felt his knuckles slide against hers. Then his hand was in her hand, his palm was pressed against her own. A tremor moved through him. Slowly, he let their fingers entwine."