Shitpost

✨big Albert simp✨21✨I identify mostly as a girl but Idm what pronouns you use for me :)✨unlabeled/questioning✨

[albertsbootayyy]

Helena Bonham Carter has cured me if the fear of becoming old I aspire to be like her and now I can’t wait

[silasplaskett]

very sad we didn’t get the “neither of us are straight” talk from tori about her and michael but i suppose i get it since we already got the asexuality download from isaac but i still would have really liked it as a part of tori and charlie’s sibling bonding moment

[albertsbootayyy]

As someone who considers themselves just being ace and not aroace it was so important to me that they kept that conversation in the series and no hate I really love season 3 but it really disappointed me when that was not in it and I am actually rwally sad about it. I would’ve loved to see a character that was ace but still feels romantic attraction because in my daily life people often assume that bc I am ace I am aromantic as well which is just not the case. I would’ve loved to see a clear difference between Isaac who is aroace and Tori who is ace.

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[holoprisms]

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

[albertsbootayyy]

BIG on the pink clouds THEY ARE SO PRETTY AND GIVE ME THAT COZY SUMMERTIME VIBE

[thestralluvr]

where did all the lars writers go :(

[albertsbootayyy]

They were COOKING for like three months and then just vanished

[albertsbootayyy]

Lars Pinfield is SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I CAN’T so enjoy another edit it’s bad ik but whatever

[albertsbootayyy]

Never understood why people got crushes on celebrities who are way older than them like I thought it’s so weird like imagine, just hypothetically, what if this person would actually like you basically makes them a bit of a creep.

until I discovered James Acaster

[mazingmarissa23]

To the Lars Pinfield writers, keep doing what you’re doing because I am eating this shit up. God bless y’all 💋

[albertsbootayyy]

Istg Lars Pinfield writers are next level holyshit

[mazingmarissa23]

Waking up to a new fanfic is like waking up to breakfast ready, and I love that

[albertsbootayyy]

I will never understand cishet neurotypical people. Is it really that hard to show some empathy towards someone just because they are “different”?

[coffeeistired]

1) Newsies.

2)Newsies if Les had a backpack leash

[albertsbootayyy]

Wait as in Les is in control of the backpack leash that is on the newsies or the other way around???

[albertsbootayyy]

Ok so for all the dutchies (and germans I think?? Anyways) Idk if you guys still know this series but I used to watch this series when J was like 8/9 years old called “hotel 13” and I found out that the whole show is on youtube so I started watching it today and I remember always being SO annoyed by Jack always bothering Tom and thinking “ohmygod why won’t you just leave him alone” and then right now when I was rewatching this like almost 12 years later this happened

Like come on there’s NO heterosexual explanation for this.

[a-l-l-e-y-r-o-s-e]

Hey can we celebrate Jack Kelly being a bisexual hoe since it’s pride month maybe

[albertsbootayyy]

What would races comfort food be

Bc I feel like it would be something unhinged like steak with whipped cream or something except not steak with whipped cream bc he cannot afford steak with whipped cream but you get the idea

Like those weird pregnancy cravings combinations you see on tiktok

[bigmack2go]

Either pickles with mayo or some shot or

And just hear me out:

CORN

[albertsbootayyy]

As a half chapina and corn being an important ingredient to a lot of our cultures food, I approve of this so much

Plot twist racetrack higgins is secretly half Guatemalan and loves corn

OMG AND HE WOULD BE AMAZING AT PALMEAR TORTILLAS

[bigmack2go]

Sjsndiwls dvidkfbfid

[a-l-l-e-y-r-o-s-e]

I hc that race just makes disgusting food combos with random crap as comfort

[albertsbootayyy]

DEF

[albertsbootayyy]

Sometimes I have a bad day then I remember that newsies uk gave us girls as brooklyn newsies

[itzzfox]

ok so there are the uksies character descriptions i have seen and i cant help but think about this one

like i think abt this all the time like i

bobbie what

what do you mean

what i

IS SPLINT DEAD?

like WDYM SHE DIDNT GET BACK UP IS SPLINT DEAD?

does this need to be recognized by the fandom more like???

i think ive seen maybe two other people post abt this

CAN WE TALK ABT IT MORE LIKE??

ok idk what else to say other than i think abt this all the time

[albertsbootayyy]

ISTG THIS BROKE MY HEART

[stephengogolev]

they're the girls from the beaches of brighton, prospect park, and the navy yard pier if u even care

[albertsbootayyy]

I still feel like yes corn would be one of his comfort foods but we need a more specific one