just an eepy fella

they/them twenty something. I don't tag except as internal dialogue or for my oc so browse at your own risk.  

[indigosfindings]

when tiger met dragon

[indigosfindings]

crouching harry hidden sally

[18-1-9]

Why is everyone acting surprised about Ringo Starr still having the elfstones like his All-Starr Band didn’t literally release a song called “You Can’t Have Me Stones (Me Mystic Elven Stones)”. What else did we think that song was about

[couchnapping]

he literally played it on stage with Bruce Springsteen in 1989 and people are still surprised that he has them

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

fans reportedly went nuts when ringo let clarence clemons hold the elf stones during a sax solo

[18-1-9]

Why is everyone acting surprised about Ringo Starr still having the elfstones like his All-Starr Band didn’t literally release a song called “You Can’t Have Me Stones (Me Mystic Elven Stones)”. What else did we think that song was about

[couchnapping]

he literally played it on stage with Bruce Springsteen in 1989 and people are still surprised that he has them

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

fans reportedly went nuts when ringo let clarence clemons hold the elf stones during a sax solo

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[murraywalker]

5 minutes of pure comedy gold

[elodieunderglass]

This is from “would I lie to you” and the premise is that the contestants - usually the BBC’s regular rotating cast of professional comedians - have to work out whether someone is lying about a low-stakes anecdote. David Mitchell famously gets worked up about extremely low-stakes things

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[strawberry-crocodile]

guys please stop joking about ringo starr having the elf stones. an important cultural artifact of elvenkind ending up in the hands of a human percussionist is not funny.

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[allthatispeculiar]

[sacred-portal]

[summonfish]

[karnalesbian]

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

[parmashaun]

[karnalesbian]

[aleshakills]

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

[aleshakills]

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[moveslikekeithrichards]