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I'm a hot Mess™ they/them, late 20s (icon by the lovely @honeysuckle-knight )

[sololangs]

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[gracefree]

Hyena Pup by send2prashant_mali

[stranglerfigpudding]

[wolfie-barks]

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[ozth]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[parawyrm]

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[homunculus-argument]

It's funny how differently people can talk about the same subjects while using the same words. I recall I once told my boyfriend, something along the lines of "if I don't have the time to wake up right before being expected to function, it's going to throw me off for the whole day", which I had learned as a kid by having family with no patience for people who wake up slowly. My sister is the type who snaps awake like flicking on a light switch, eyes flick open and she's 100% operational. And because of the way the household worked it was her job to make sure that I'm awake and up to get to school in time.

Just now my boyfriend asked me if it's enough proper waking time to be allowed to sit quietly with my caffeinated beverage for 30 minutes before getting dressed to go out and about.

My sister used to just toss the dog at me. The dog liked it, she was a terrier who could almost be tossed like a cat. Being semi-literally physically bodyslammed into consciousness by a 10 kg animal who always lands claws first and then immediately having to fight for my life wrestling that thing to keep her tongue out of my eyes, ears, and the inside of my mouth, before I could comprehend who, where, and why I am, was the way of getting woken up that threw me off the course for the whole day.

[alexaloraetheris]

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

[alexaloraetheris]

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

[alexaloraetheris]

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

[alexaloraetheris]

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

[hypokeimena]

my parents tv does this insane thing where when you first turn it on all it does is play midsomer murders. so if you're distracted and forget to put on an actual show you will just find yourself balls deep in midsomer murders sort of indefinitely

[perritopudin]

mug that says "worst sacrificial lamb ever"

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[notesofacrocodile1994-archive]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: T a g AA at c ta tat a a cag t t gttg t . t a: t t aa a g t .

Closest match: Pterapherapteryx sexalata genome assembly, chromosome: 28 Common name: Small Seraphim

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[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

now that I have a bit of a belly I keep finding myself just absently like. grabbing and jiggling it. dear god I cannot let this become a stim 😂

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

grabbing and jiggling my belly but frowning and shaking my head in a sinister fashion so people know not to describe me as jolly

[prokopetz]

Degrees of secondhand fandom:

I don’t watch/read/listen to it, but I follow the summaries on the wiki

I rarely pursue information about it, but I have enough incidental contact with the core fandom that I’ve picked it up via osmosis

I strive to avoid it, but I’ve been indoctrinated against my will by the fucking memes

I can cite the canon chapter and verse, but I have no recollection of how or why I acquired this knowledge, and that concerns me