AlbWritesForFun

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The human-to-dog life perspective

(I set myself a strict time limit, so the quality varies, music made out of snipets from Esther Abrami and Alexandra Whittingham (Libertango))

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I just think it would be funny if both Ben and Yoda came back in time to Obi-Wan’s pre-apprentice years and Yoda is all ‘fuck Qui-Gon I’ve got a Sith to murder’ and takes the kid for his own Padawan so they can plan and argue all day long and now Obi-Wan is sitting in on classified meetings and Mace is all ‘??????’ Cause he can’t convince Yoda to stop bringing him OR Obi-Wan to leave and the entire order is being relegated to the LOUDEST buzzing from their constant telepathic arguments and how to go about things but instead of it relieving them that Obi-Wan is giving back as much as he’s given, everyone is panicking every time Obi-Wan disappears from temple only to show up with new kids or slaves or Mandalorians and Yoda is all ‘ugh, we get it, you have a Mandalorian fetish, stop being weird’ and even ended up getting adopted by Mand’alor Mereel along with Obi-Wan when Obi-Wan told Mereel it would be funny and he’s basically a super old toddler and throws tantrums a lot and Jaster is all ‘free ade???? For me????????’ And Yoda is trying to kill a Sith (Palpatine has gone into hiding cause the force is telling him to run for his fucking life rn) and Obi-Wan is all ‘what if I saved Mandalore and also killed all the Hutts who deal in slavery and instated a no-slavery policy everywhere and also slowly tortured slavers to death???? I just think that would be cute’ and keeps bringing him people (like a 6 month pregnant Shmi lmao) to the temple and telling Yoda he’s got a new kid, deal with it.

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Mace: *holding Obi-Wan by the back of his robes like a feral tooka* Master Yoda, control your Padawan before he gets himself killed with all your shenanigans!

Yoda: Think IM the bad influence, you do? Should have seen the last master who had him!

Obi-Wan: It’s true, Master Yoda makes me go to therapy twice a month at minimum and made me get trackers in my boots. I think he’s doing good. None of the pirates have found the trackers yet.

Mace: When did you end up with pirates??????

Obi-Wan: *vividly remembering Mama Ohnaka picking up Jango and him from a slavers vessel when Montrose tried to get over Jaster’s head and just get rid of the kid when he couldn’t kill Jaster* …okay so there’s this pirate named Hondo and a few years ago he picked me up and a few others and he’s like twice my age right now but he’s really nice and keeps insinuating I’m his son and that’s SUPER weird but I’m down because whenever I’m around he’s less wild and he helped me and my friend get rid of Death Watch when I got out of the temple when I was 13 and was brought back in a stolen ship? Yeah that was him he gave me the ship, and he’s actually rather nice-

Mace: That’s it. Grandmaster Yoda, I am stealing your Padawan, you are obviously not paying enough attention to him.

Yoda: sure. Go give him advanced saber lessons, he could use a refresher, have him back by bedtime.

Obi-Wan: Yay! Special training!

And then Mace learns that Obi-Wan is one of the best warriors in the temple and Mace can’t handle his snark so he sets him loose on the galaxy again. This time Obi-Wan comes back with Shmi and proudly declares he’s gonna be the master to her baby. Yoda looks at the woman and straight up hisses at her belly like an offended cat. It’s beautiful.

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Jaster Mereel and the Darksaber crystal

(Weird format so it looks better on ao3)

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In an alternate universe

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Had no internet on the train today, so here is an adoption-bait baby-wan from chapter 3.

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