alchemistandpeedrinker

alchemist and examiner.

[yuckdotcom]

wizard's lair

[outofcontextanimash]

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[grouper]

hes holding in a laugh you can tell

[theweight]

[animusrox]

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

[theprimememeister]

[acehotel]

[sergle]

[aqua-regia009]

Le Professeur Poirier vérifiant une dissection (1886) - Georges Chicotot

[kingdeath000]

"Nasty. Who wants to suck cock? Couldn't be me."

[I happen to be a version of Pinocchio drawn by a fetish artist who, whenever he tells a lie, his dick grows bigger, and upon completion of the above sentence my dick enlarges to about twice the normal length]

[wishbonemotel]

it’s so stupid that you can’t think your way out of the mental health trenches. like you can know exactly what is wrong, why it’s upsetting you, and you can walk yourself through all of it logically and Understand it but your brain just responds like

[edgebug]

"You're telling me I have HEADLIGHTS?"

"Your eye lights, whatever! Just turn them on!"

You're getting a little pissed now. "How am I supposed to to turn on my eye lights?!"

The second you say 'eye lights,' there's a click and then a blinding flash. You hiss and hold your hands up as if to shield your eyes but it doesn't help much and then--

--the light gets dimmer and your vision adjusts.

Oh.

Well, would you look at that.

Take it in stride, get up, and find the door

Finally indulge in that panic attack you've been putting off. You deserve it

"Uh, mystery voice? I don't have the right number of, uh, appendages"

Voting ended onJan 24, 2023

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

You are so sexy can I do your taxes for you

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Tom Nook ASMR

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Who’s Tom Nook? A delicious little bimbo looking for a wild ride ? Direct Message me.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[power-chords]

I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.

[katherinelam]

[sculpturegallery]

animal dissection anatomy by Emily Stoneking

[sweatermuppet]

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]