Alduin’s Bones

My TES blog for build ideas, headcanons, and lore

[dandelyle]

[death-envoy]

Broke: the Septims found in Nordic burial sites are offerings buried with their dead

Woke: Septims being present deep in Nordic ruins are an oversight from Bethesda and one should just pretend they are generic gold pieces or something

Bespoke: the draugr are Actively Mugging the population of Skyrim

[turboemmy]

the warrior poet

[turboemmy]

tribunal

[turboemmy]

me and the boys about to look upon the heart

[pleasantbread286]

Animated version of Dagoth Ur

[the-real-nerevar]

Counted all the times Crassius called the Nerevarine a pet name. Including different dialogue choices.

65 times. FUCKING SIXTY FIVE. THE PANSEXUAL ENERGY. OH MY FUCKING SOTHA. HOW THE ACTUAL HELL.

[the-real-nerevar]

Ok I counted all the times he called the nerevarine dumpling and it ended up at 25. dang

[dandelyle]

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

[serosfan]

So I’ve just started taking ADHD meds to help and even on a low dose right now things are a lot better. So I have something to say.

ALL THIS TIME TASKS WERE EASY FOR NEUROTYPICALS?! I’m sorry?! I spend all the time feeling INFERIOR and like absolute garbage because people could do tasks better than me and it turns out its because for them it’s EASY?!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[roach-works]

the most common and least mentioned side effect of being properly medicated is OUTRAGE

[t00thpasteface]

on this, the most out-of-touch of thursdays, i would like to offer yall a very special shout: NIL SE HAALVUT. big props to the imperial library for their dragon dictionary! use this shout wisely, dragonborn…

[t00thpasteface]

forever delighted by the way most folks will pick one (1) member of the tribunal to wholeheartedly stan while saying the other two are terrible people. literally, canonically, they are all enthusiastic co-conspirators for a multi-millennia theocratic dictatorship. it was sotha sil's idea to murder nerevar and become gods, almalexia is a compulsive liar who would rather drown all her citizens than admit weakness, and vivec imprisons and tortures all political dissidents in his "ministry of truth" which is literally ripped from 1984. and then everyone in the morrowind fandom (myself included) individually decides that One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others and then white-knights their bestest favoritest tribune in internet arguments from that point forward.

[bleakfalls-blog]

s p o o k y   s k y r i m

[cadaver-creative]

"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" move my beloved henchmen i am about to stab him

[krispytin]

made a little character card for my nerevarine 

[otvlanga]

The thing I find hilarious about Skyrim is how shocked everyone is that Dragons exist

“But how?! I thought they were a legend!” says the Dragonsreach guard, as Jarl Balgruuf sits below a massive dragon skull nailed to the wall.

“Dragons… preposterous. Children’s stories.” says another nord, as if nobody in the past 4000 years has ever spread word of the 200 dragon skeletons laying around outside Miraak’s temple on Solstheim.

“Pffft. Dragons my asshole.” says the Ivarstead mailman, as he goes to deliver a package to the Greybeards, whose entire shtick is that they speak dragon and use the dragon-made Thu’um.

[stawscweam]

If someone told me that a T-Rex destroyed a town in Bumfuck Nowhere, Texas…..I wouldn’t believe them either????

We have people that don’t believe dinosaurs existed, that the world is flat, and that vaccines cause autism.

You really telling me the people in Skyrim are being unusually skeptical over rumours of the return of creatures long thought dead?

[haroppn-deactivated20220309]

I'm in a mood to kiss Haskill on the cheek

[haroppn-deactivated20220309]

Haskill love posts are mandatory to reblog by everyone that's a rule