Alduin’s Sunglasses

Shitposting, memes, and video games oh my! Art by Rain-song777. My other blog is Civilized Company, a Civ VI blog.

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Miraak's Bakery - Skyrim MOD (OLDRIM AND SSE)

SSE VERSION // OLDRIM VERSION

(bread stand edition ) SSE VERSION // OLDRIM VERSION

A much-needed upgrade from Miraak's little bread stand in the Whiterun market- Miraak's own little bakery!

The Old Person Trio™ (Miraak, Gelebor and Serana) now own a little bakery set just next to Honningbrew Meadery in Whiterun after finding Zenithar in their hearts and deciding to follow his preachings about not living in their moms' basement and finding a trade.

(compatible with bread stand edition, not AE update compatible i think?? idk fuck around and find out)

required:

dawnguard, dragonborn, hearthfires, SKSE

Download from Nexus mods :

Miraak's Bakery

adds a little bakery run by miraak next to honningbrew meadery

Miraak's Bakery - SSE version

adds a little bakery run by miraak next to honningbrew meadery

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

Honest board game titles

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

[of-claws-and-dragonscales]

OP do you take constructive criticism?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

there is nothing to criticize here

[ametislady]

Who the hell organize apps by color

[beyonceisstraight]

Mind your business

[captain-price-official]

[bokulikescomics]

Love the idea of Dolores getting invested in Bruno’s telenovelas

Probs wont be coloring this properly anytime soon so have it now jgdjg

[artistic-lightcycle-tes]

Why is there a Vanus Galerion Legends card but not an Iachesis one. Also Ocato??? Hey yo bethesda you're missing out on the cool high elf mages.

[nukacola-cowboy]

They don’t get along really well, just a little ( very much )

[theraddestcowboy]

Is watching mythbusters too much at age 14 and immediately wanting to build shit like trebuchets for fun a universal experience or is it just me and also Kerrian

[the-lord-of-the-things]

So uh, do you think the courier mentioned the whole “not having a brain thing” to the companions?

[nukacola-cowboy]

I woke up from a fever dream and scribbled this the other day me forgot abt it. I threw some color on it and already feel seething regret

[dloeza]

[chibigaia-art]

securitrons of fnv my beloveds

[henbayne]

[lesvegas]

this is still some of the smoothest stealth combat gameplay i’ve ever seen in a fallout game and this madman is only level 5

[thecrimsonalchemist]

“oh yeah, that’s good be a really good snipe-”

[mydogiswaycoolerthanme]

Same day book delivery

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

remote learning

[la-noire-shitposts]

Leary: So if Stefan is on one side of the road and Roy is on the other side, what do you hit?

Cole: Roy. Definitely Roy.

Leary: The breaks Cole YOU HIT THE FUCKING BREAKS

[sartorialadventure]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

[aierie--dragonslayer]

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[thatsthat24]

How…dare…

[rivianrudolf]

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

[kaijufluffs]

[abstractedthinking]

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

This is a bop actually y'all just have no tastes 😔

[lessthanagodmorethanaman]

Sighhhhhh guess this is what I’m listening to for the next ten hours

[local-dummy-fawns]

This slaps way harder than I thought it would I’m,,

[serendipityunderstarlight]

@mail-me-a-snail

[fruk-choosing-a-username]

⚠️dark brotherhood cronicles mod spoiler if anyone cares⚠️

I've been thinking about this quest mod a lot recently and by far my favorite thing about it is how Lucien still calls the player "my silencer" occasionally

Like he's well aware the HoK is Listener now but that doesn't matter they're still and always will be his Silencer

And HoK doesn't even care like so far you get one dialogue option to ask why he's still giving orders but after that you just listen and do whatever he asks (besides the fact you can choose to join the Paladin's side and betray everyone in the end)

I just love to imagine that in the crypt after bringing him back through the ritual, and when Lucien says "Come my Silencer", someone else pipes up like "hey they're the Listener now you can't tell them what to do!"

But then the HoKs just like "Yes sir whatever you say 🧎‍♂️" and proceeds to follow him and obey his every word, like absolutely nothing has changed