❤️Dumb Shit

🎵sometimes to stay alive you have to kill your mind🎵

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[teslacarbombz]

anyone else feel like theyre on the verge of insanity in an undescribable way

[write-on-world]

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

[12b6]

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

[johanna-swann]

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

[autumngracy]

[hyper-coasters]

Going through my tiktok bookmarks and found this gem

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[itsmedemibones]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

For context The Big Breakfast (the show this is from) was always like this. People would show up drunk or hungover, they would swear or talk about sex or drug taking, there was always something wild or controversial happening. The Muppets are very much just doing what they always do which is conform to the genre that they are currently in.

Big Breakfast was the flagship of Channel 4 programming in its early days. Channel 4's whole schtick was that they were subversive and controversial (which in some ways they still are, but now it's more in a "Grandma got arrested a bunch at protests when she was young and will tell you cool stories about it now" rather than "edgy teenage trying to shock people at Christmas lunch") so they came up with the idea of a late night style show but shown at the time of a breakfast show. It was wildly popular, and is still fondly talked of. Sometimes they do one off specials for big events and C4 anniversaries.

The most important thing about The Big Breakfast is that basically everything that happened on it was just sort of acceptable. Even if it was something that would otherwise get the person into trouble it was just sort of "oh, it's the Big Breakfast, these things happen". Which is why you're now watching 2 icons of childhood programming simulate a sex act on British television at 8am.

[lizclimo]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[arandomcollectionofstuff]

I'm going to reblog this a million times so be it

[kiran-wears-science-blues]

#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots

[sindri42]

Reminded of that time the xkcd guy was trying to research what sports equipment would be most effective for destroying enemy drones in flight and he looked up a bunch of stats about pro tennis player accuracy against stationary targets like 40 feet away, and figured that a really high level tennis pro might be able to hit the drone in 5-7 shots if they had the time and even then probably wouldn’t do enough damage to disrupt it more than momentarily.

And then Serena volunteered to test this theory and just, killed it instantly.

[lichrelly]

i see people saying shit like “she’s the best woman player” nah fam she’s the best one out there

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

I know basically nothing about tennis but I know that she is a league of her own

[equalstrashflavoredtrash]

Pov: you're a half hour late to feeding the boys and they are voicing their complaints

[desihabits]

Just Indian things

[arjuna-vallabha]

I loved this

[silverfyrefly]

I am in love with both the elaborate welcome this little fellow received as well as the look of complete bafflement on the puppies’ face that clearly says “I am eight weeks old and what is this.”

[simonalkenmayer]

A good home, little friend. This is a good home.

[hydro-homies]

@Nestlé

[dyscomancer]

Stop bitching about fedoras. It’s a hat. It’s not going to hurt you. Sit the fuck down.

[maxeth]

but it growled at me

[bunnyfood]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way.”

[queenrhenna]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[vaaltyrs]

[lycanthrop-ee]

KRSNND these TAGS

[bostonflavor]

if this happened like 5 years ago people would be losing their shit, now it’s just like “oh yeah another thing”

[xxredwoodxx]

California monument’s gone now

[takemetotheastral]

What the fuck even prompted that lmao

[xxredwoodxx]

according to wikipedia it the youths viewed it as anti-christian, promoting illegal immigration and linked to the antifa movement

[accounting-wunderkind]

That random metal pillar? Yeah that’s antifa

[squided]

This happened yesterday

[tardis-mind-palace]

Posted yesterday, apparently the first Utah Monolith (and all the other American ones) were art pieces made by a group called The Most Famous Artist, who want to sell them. They didn’t make or distribute any of the ones outside America, though.

[corporatebigwig]