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What’s your favorite thing to bake?

Bread! Specifically like brioche based things, but really I just love bread.

#me #alec bakes #ask

rabdoidal

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

melodiccosmos

something something something something cock

my-dailydreams

coolstorybrahhh

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

bethanythebogwitch

Yugi Moto, I know that's you

kcuf-ad

Funny part is that if this moron just rolled the die he would have won. The game is that if you roll lower than Yugi you win, it doesn’t matter if you draw against him, you still win.

Yugi rolled a six. The ZTV director got cocky and threw the die.

alecthebreadboy

Post nap horny is here

Taken care of 🫡

Post nap horny is here

#but getting up to get ready sounds baaaaaaaaaad

yamada-ryo

it implies a "postcum"

trans-ralsei

the postcum movement encompasses a variety of artistic, cultural and philosophical movements. it emerged in the mid 20th century as a skeptical response to cum,

ll-kool-rai

bigsadbison

bestie you’re too pretty not to be getting your throat fucked

#I am

possumcollege

klapollo

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.