[flyingpurplepeopleeater42]

Theorem: Angels are gay.

Proof:

That's it that's the post.

[twoguysonebeartrap]

[aleesh-a]

Yoo if Sherlock season 5 is actually a go then Johnlock saw destiel and really said hold my beer huh 💀

[aleesh-a]

WARNING RAMBLING BELOW

The more I rewatch TROS the more I hate everything about it besides Ben Solo’s redemption. The arc they gave to Poe, Finn, Hux (even Rey and Kylo) feels so off compared to the last two movies I don’t even know who they are (not to mention the sidelining of Rose completely). C3PO has more lines than Kylo/Ben do. The whole movie they basically sidelined half of the main character for a droid to have a bigger role. Not to mention the introduction of new characters we don’t have time to even care about when they should have been focusing on the arc of the ones we already had. I will even say I hate every scene with Leia except for when she dies. They all feel so out of place and the only natural feeling one is her death. They did not have enough unused footage to have Leia as a character in the film and I feel like she was just there serving no purpose which is a disgrace to Carrie. The only purpose she served was bringing Ben back which they could have done by having her death be at the very beginning. Anyway I digress I just hate this film.

[starfightermur-ray]

Guys? What does Rey actually notice here??!

[aleesh-a]

Yes this has bothered me from the moment I saw it! I feel like there was supppsed to be another force bond scene here that they cut out

[kaldwinemily]

– Ben, when we touched hands… I saw your future. Just the shape of it, but solid and clear. You will not bow before Snoke. You will turn. I’ll help you. I saw it. 

– I saw something too. And because of what I saw… I know that when the moment comes, you will be the one to turn. You’ll stand with me.

THE LAST JEDI // THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[aleesh-a]

So I heard they might be planning a Star Wars musical...

[aleesh-a]

Me: Pirates TROS so I don’t give the mouse more money to see it a second time

My Boyfriend: But that’s illegal

Me: So was this movie

[where-is-my-mind-tho]

Me when Ben Solo died

[mrspettyferr]

Rian Johnson,

Years ago you served our fandom in The Last Jedi. Now we beg you to help us in our struggle against tragic ending of The Rise of Skywalker. I regret that I am unable to present our request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I’m afraid Kathy’s mission to bring you back on board has failed. 

We have placed information vital to the survival of Ben Solo into your hands. You must see this boy safely delivered back to his soul mate. This is our most desperate hour. 

Help us, Rian Johnson. You’re our only hope.

[reptilliana]

edited photo of ben solo :)

[aleesh-a]

Ugh he’s so beautiful my heart 🖤😭

[orderoftheangel]

Having seen TROS a second time I am convinced that it was such a mess and they chose a path where Ben was disposable rather than the central character TLJ developed him as. So many meaningful narrative opportunities were missed for the sake of superficial shock value and callbacks. It’s a fun, mindless ride, which is fine if you want that, but The Last Jedi promised an ending that was not delivered in the slightest, and actively retconned many interesting decisions.

This is all to say that I now feel more firmly able to stop crying about how they treated Ben and start dismissing the movie for the waste of time it is, and move on to the next era of our fandom community.

In short, Rey is gonna resurrect her ‘dyad of the force’ boyfriend because the reylos said fuck TROS

[jenniferladybug]

Me right now.

I’m being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain.

[kyloren]

#post-TROS mood

[tsarinastorm]

Who wants a Post-TROS support group chat?

[aleesh-a]

Yes please 😭

[ellimomo]

Making memes is how I cope

[aleesh-a]

One thing to help us through this is to just remember that the great thing about this fandom is we have the power to fix what we didn’t like. Star Wars isn’t real life it’s fiction, and fiction can be changed. Through our own fics, art, head cannons, etc. These characters belong to us now and we have the power to say what happens to them.