They Do Not Rest

And neither do I. Too busy writing Devil's Minion fic.

[lexdelioncourt]

Join me today in manifesting a glimpse of Luke Brandon Field in that trailer tomorrow

[wtf-is-hockey]

“It’s okay that Rachel Reid writes mm romance because she’s bi”

No actually it’s okay for Rachel Reid to write mm romance because queer men are human and romance is a human experience and nobody owns any facet of the human experience over anyone else and we are all united by the human condition and the point of fiction is to explore the human condition you fucking weirdos.

[cloudabserk]

lyrics from blackbird by the beatles

[fascinationstreetmp3]

armand that night in 1973: i'm the quiet you've been longing for

armand for the next 12 years of daniel's life: daniel wake up i want to discuss the meaning of life. daniel how do i use the phone. use the phone for me. i know youre hungry so i just ordered the entire menu for you. get on this plane with me right now. beloved tonight we're going to the ballet. beloved tonight i found three people to fuck you instead of just one. beloved tonight we're watching this movie 18 times in a row and im going to yell at the top of my lungs if you even think about falling asleep. im going to experiment on you. i'm going to buy you an island. im not going to make you a vampire STOP ASKING. it's 9pm WHY arent you awake yet wake up wake up wake up wake up. beloved i blew up the microwave again

[missmurd3r25]

(Loumand at some point probably)

Armand: does this pussy feel good daddy?

Louis: Claudia used to call me daddy 😭😭😭

Armand: 😐

[ldrloversblog]

The fact that Marius is bitchless is so special to me. No one wants his stupid prehistoric, geriatric, ancient boring Romanian ass.

Pandora rejects him every time he tries to get back with her, Bianca left him and started a new life, Akasha run away from him and has the hots for Lestat, Armand has the hots for Danloustat, and Daniel left him so he could get back with Armand.

Love that. Love seeing him alone without a companion.

Bisexual more like Bihimself.

[ladypaperwriterson]

And what if you were DEPRESSED and bored out of your mind for THREE CENTURIES STRAIGHT, but then your ex's HUSBAND and DAUGHTER came to town, and his husband is HOT, and you FALL IN LOVE, but his daughter is a BURDEN, and you want her GONE, and your coven conspired to have her KILLED, and you just wanted her GONE not necessarily KILLED but you won't complain, and now there's TENSION, but you and him still get MARRIED, and he CHEATS on you with everything with two legs and a cock, so you BRAINWASH him, and flash-forward 52 years later, and after 514 years of existence you FINALLY have some stability and safety in your life, but then your husband decides to invite home THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE (whom you ALSO had to brainwash), and now you're STRESSED, and they GANG UP against you, and everything is REVEALED, and it's a huge MESS, and your husband wants a DIVORCE, and the love of your life is OLD and SICK and DYING, so you have to MAKE HIM IMMORTAL, and then you just have a BREAKDOWN and have to DISAPPEAR, and your husband runs back to your toxic common ex, and you're more ALONE than ever before, and then you and the love of your life start STALKING each other AGAIN, and he wants to interview yours and your ex husband's ex who is also now a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT

[rustedpipe]

“he sometimes lingers when boats come into harbor”

[shuploc]

Lestat de Lioncourt, the wolf killer 🐺

[quasi-normalcy]

The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

[discopiranha]

This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear

[strangehorse]

strongest people in the magnus archives:

guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table

walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner

the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all

the guy whose primary concern with the evil taxidermists was whether or not they were money laundering (they weren't)

[ace-scientist]

AND he didn’t even realize evil taxidermy was at play for the longest time because he came in like “I love and respect autistic people, of course I’m not judging eye contact”

[wizardarchetypes]

we CANNOT forget the woman that was actively being swallowed by the buried and when there was nothing she could possibly do she lied down on the ground and accepted her fate so thoroughly and with such calm that it had to barf her back up.

[interviewiththevicious]

I love how creepy vampire Daniel is 😩

[alernun]

He. Is. TERRIFYING. And so so lost. Our puppy boy has turned into a rabid dog.

[blueberry-matty]

DADDY??? ARE WE KIDDING?

"...BUT IT'S MINE"

WE ARE SOOOOO BACK

[alernun]

I just...

[luvrmand]

What are they doingggg

[luvrmand]

“Daddy” CONTROL IT!!

[hellameyers]

And then Hannah: "Bad daddy"

She's so one of us!

[alernun]

That i got to be here for this moment with @hellameyers made the hellscape that was comiccon worth it

[nightcolorz-deactivated20260424]

A big underrated aspect of why Armand fell so hard for Daniel I think is that for Armand it was the first time he got to experince love childishly. He’d done sex and romance and marriage and hundreds of years of commitment before but with Daniel he got wrestling on the couch and holding hands at the movies and driving with all the windows down and making out drunk and teasing pet names and leaving marks on each others necks and fighting and fucking and playing in the pool and laughing and crying over the stupidest things and I think for a guy practically made of stone who was made a child bride before he’d had his first crush that was a big thing for him. It’s also why Armand refused to steal the humanity from the one person who’d made him feel like a person in 500 years.

[cowboyspones]

housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[nightcolorz-deactivated20260424]

in the vampire Armand there is a chapter where newly vampire 17 year old Amadeo starts getting really frustrated because of his gaps in memory from childhood and he asks Marius if he can return to his homeland to get closure and see his family for the last time and Marius agrees and takes him to Russia and Armand talks to his father who is getting drunk (as he apparently has done everyday since his son was sold into slavery) and his father is overjoyed and extremely emotional to see Armand again and to know that he is alive, and then when he is leaving Armand talks to his mother, who he thought wouldn’t recognize him but immediately does, and she (distrustful of Marius, who she doesn’t interact with but sees lingering behind Armand and is immediately concerned about) has Armand sign the cross the way he was raised because she wants to know that he “still remembers” and then parts with him with the plea that he not forget his religion or his culture. When Armand returns to Venice with Marius he stops listening to his teachings and becomes emotionally adrift and distant towards Marius, probably shaken after fully understanding what was taken from him, and after giving him some time to himself, Marius beats Armand for not recovering “quickly enough” from this experience.

Giving all this context for amc only fans to just to say that, what if in the show-verse, Marius took Armand to see his parents in Delhi, and in the same way, gets angry with him when they return and Armand is emotionally adrift after the experince. And maybe in this world the change in Armand after returning to Delhi is more drastic (maybe he’s growing super resentful towards Marius or being irresponsible or aggressive as an outlet for his grief). But instead of just beating him, what if Marius removes the memory of Armand seeing his parents in Delhi, and instills the idea that Armand’s parents willingly sold him into slavery, to keep him from trying to go back to them? Wouldn’t that be aweaome! (Fucked up)