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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
The world is hell but at least Bert and Ernie love each other
was watching a video on vintage menus and
spinnage…
I’m glad spinnage is getting the appreciation she deserves…..
Spinnage, the finest of ingredience
Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.
or someone has the weirdest ass ever
Trying to flirt like
Me: y u so hot
Girl: global warming
Normalize making transphobes feel unsafe 😌
transphobes don't deserve a safe space <3 you're not welcome here
yall: i support people with ADHD!! yall when an ADHD character shows any symptoms beyond uwu hyperactive: lol this character is so annoying. they should die
hey reblog this actually
don’t say you support people with ADHD if you can’t be assed to repeat yourself when they don’t hear you
don’t say you support people with ADHD if you’re going to mock them later on for being annoying
don’t say you support people with ADHD if you assume everyone with it is childish or unintelligent
don’t say you support people with ADHD if you mock them for stimming, having a hyperfixation or being forgetful
don’t say you support people with ADHD if you mock or ridicule people for the things it entails.
If I may add:
don’t say you support people with ADHD if your support begins and ends with teenagers.
Adults have ADHD too (and afab adults are often undiagnosed and untreated).
Adults have hyperfixations and audio processing issues and difficulty with memory and sensory issues.
Adults stim and experience RSD and have difficulty with punctuality because ‘time’ is not a concept our brains understand.
If you claim to support people with ADHD then mock adults as ‘cringey’ when they don’t magically stop being ADHD after they grow up, then you don’t support people with ADHD.
Louder for the people at the back!
Hi, fuck you if you call disorders or mental illnesses cringey 💕
‘what if i told you i feel like i know you, but we never met?’
punisher / phoebe bridgers
Actual Screenshots from Fruits Basket
Fight me I dare you
Fruit Basket Characters as D&D Classes Part 1
For the sake of time Tohru will be the only non-zodiac member of this list. If you want me to do other characters please request in the comments!
Tohru Honda: Life Domain Cleric
The delegated healer of the show, I can definitely see Tohru as a life domain cleric due to her desire to heal those around her. I contemplated her being a light domain cleric, but I felt that the life domain suited her more. I personally headcanon that she was originally a light cleric but became a life cleric after her mother died so she would always raise dead and revivify prepared. Her Devine patron is definitely her mom.
Stat wise I can see her having high wisdom and charisma with an average constitution and intelligence. I feel her lowest stats would be strength and dexterity due to her clumsy nature and weak strength as shown both times she hit Kyo. And ‘remove’ curse would definitely be a spell she always has prepared ;).
Stats:
Strength: 8 (-1)
Dexterity: 13 (+1)
Constitution: 14 (+2)
Intelligence: 12 (0)
Wisdom: 20 (+5)
Charisma: 18 (+4)
Kyo Sohma: Way of Mercy Monk
Was there any doubt that he’d pick a class focused on martial arts? I will admit I had trouble picking a subclass that fitted his character. So I headcanon that he was a level 2 monk up until he got to know Tohru, and then as a result of her influence and his desire to help her, he ended up choosing the Way of Mercy path. Also because he felt mega guilt for not being able to save her mom.
Stat wise he probably has a high strength and dexterity, with strength being a little higher. He’d probably have a high constitution with an average intelligence and wisdom. I’d recon his lowest stat would probably be charisma, due to his general social awkwardness, but it wouldn’t be low enough where people don’t like him. Overall fairly good stats :)
Stats:
Strength: 19 (+5)
Dexterity: 18 (+4)
Constitution: 16 (+3)
Intelligence: 14 (+2)
Wisdom: 15 (+2)
Charisma: 13 (+1)
Yuki Sohma: Way of the Cobalt Soul Monk/Transmutation Wizard
Again another tricky one to figure out, but I can definitely see him as a more intelligent fighter so I imagine he would use the ‘extract aspects’ feature of his subclass a lot. Especially against Kyo. However, I couldn’t see him as only a monk so I imagine he would multiclass into wizard due to his high intelligence score. I felt transmutation suited him the most due to his desire to change himself for the better and become more open to people.
Stat wise I feel his highest scores would be dexterity and intelligence. I personally headcanon that his strength is lower than Kyo’s but his dexterity is higher. charisma and wisdom would be his more average score with constitution being his weakest score due to his poor health.
Stats:
Strength: 13 (+1)
Dexterity: 20 (+5)
Constitution: 9 (-1)
Intelligence: 17 (+3)
Wisdom: 15 (+2)
Charisma: 12 (0)
Shigure Sohma: Mastermind Rogue
Conniving, devious and willing to do whatever it takes to get what he wants, the rogue class would definitely suit him. Due to him not liking to get his own hands dirty and general manipulative nature, I figured he would definitely be a mastermind rogue.
Out of all the characters I 100% believe he would be the type to fudge his rolls, having high stats in dexterity, charisma, intelligence and wisdom with his only average rolls being strength and constitution. Shigure probably fucked god to get good rolls in D&D along with the luck feat, min-maxing bastard.
Stats:
Strength: 14(+2)
Dexterity: 18 (+4)
Constitution: 14 (+2)
Intelligence: 19 (+5)
Wisdom: 20 (+5)
Charisma: 18 (+4)
Momiji Sohma: College of Eloquence Bard
With charisma in spades and brilliant musical skills, no other classes suits him but bard. I chose the college of eloquence for him due to it being a class that focuses more on a person’s ability to say the right thing and affect people with their words. Something which I think fits him really well. He refuses to use the modify memory spell for obvious reasons.
I feel like Momiji’s highest stats would be dexterity, charisma and wisdom. His constitution and intelligence would be fairly average with strength being his lowest stat.
Stats:
Strength: 8 (-1)
Dexterity: 18 (+4)
Constitution: 14 (+2)
Intelligence: 12 (0)
Wisdom: 18 (+4)
Charisma: 20 (+5)
Hatsuharu Sohma: Path of the Beast Barbarian
Although Haru studied martial arts along with Yuki and Kyo, I personally don’t see Haru being a monk like Kyo and Yuki. My first thought was barbarian due to his dual personalities, with one being incredibly aggressive. I chose the path of the beast for Haru due to it fitting him turning ‘black,’or into a beast in this case, when angry. Plus the idea of barbarian Haru turning into a cow when angry was too hilarious to pass up.
Haru’s highest stats would be strength, constitution and wisdom with dexterity and charisma being more average. His lowest stat would definitely be intelligence though cause let’s face it, this guy is always getting lost.
Stats:
Strength: 17 (+3)
Dexterity: 15 (+2)
Constitution: 17 (+3)
Intelligence: 12 (0)
Wisdom: 17 (+3)
Charisma: 14 (+2)
Kagura Sohma: Path of the Beserker Barbarian
Another character whom I immediately thought barbarian upon seeing them. She definitely fits this class well due to her aggressive personality. I put her as the path of the berserker due to her frenzy-like tendencies when she sees Kyo or feels incredibly passionate about something. Her and Haru are barbarian buddies.
Her highest stats would definitely be strength and dexterity, with a fairly average constitution, intelligence and wisdom. I feel like her lowest stats would be charisma.
Stats:
Strength: 20 (+5)
Dexterity: 17 (+4)
Constitution: 15 (+2)
Intelligence: 12 (0)
Wisdom: 14 (+2)
Charisma: 11 (+1)
Isuzu/Rin Sohma: Oath of Devotion Paladin
Rin was another hard one to figure out. But I eventually settled on her being a paladin due to her desire to fight against the evil of the curse and protect Haru. I feel like the oath of devotion really suits Rin due to her devotion to freeing Haru from the curse no matter the cost. If only protect from good and evil could have saved her from Akito.
I feel like her highest stats would be dexterity and wisdom, with charisma, strength and intelligence being more average. Her lowest stat would definitely be constitution though due to her tendency to get sick.
Stats:
Strength: 14 (+2)
Dexterity: 20 (+5)
Constitution: 9 (-1)
Intelligence: 13 (+1)
Wisdom: 16 (+3)
Charisma: 15 (+2)
Ayame Sohma: College of Creation Bard
This man is definitely a bard and no one can tell me otherwise. I was tossing up between college of glamour and college of creation, but I felt creation suited him more due to his love of creating fashion and incredible passion. He also wants to create a better bond with Yuki but unfortunately the mending cantrip does not work on human relationships.
His highest stat would definitely be charisma and dexterity, man is real slippery. His constitution would be pretty average along with his intelligence. Strength and wisdom are definitely his lowest stats though.
Stats:
Strength: 9 (-1)
Dexterity: 17 (+3)
Constitution: 12 (0)
Intelligence: 13 (+1)
Wisdom: 10 (0)
Charisma: 18 (+4)
Hatori Sohma: Order Domain Cleric
Due to him being the family doctor I can definitely imagine him being a cleric. I can also see him under the order domain due to him being in charge of ensuring that the curse remains a secret ergo keeping order. Modify memory is the one spell he always has prepared.
His highest stats would definitely be wisdom and intelligence, but he would have average dexterity, constitution and strength. His lowest stat would definitely be charisma though, the man is not even remotely smooth.
Stats:
Strength: 13 (+1)
Dexterity: 14 (+2)
Constitution: 15 (+2)
Intelligence: 18 (+4)
Wisdom: 20 (+5)
Charisma: 8 (-1)
Who is the real villain?
Is it Akito? No
Is it Ren? No
Is it the old maid? No
IT’S THE BLOODY FRENCH OPEN
Rin: *exists* Tohru: °˖✧◝( ´ヮ` )◜✧˖°
Furuba characters as John Mulaney quotes
Idk if this has been done before, but this has been sitting in my notes for weeks
Tohru
Yuki
Kyo
Shigure
Hatori
Ayame
Hatsuharu
Momiji
Hiro
Kisa
Ritsu
Kagura
Rin
Kureno
Akito
Bonus:
God creating the Zodiac
That one old servant lady
Fruits Basket Season 3 Ep 9 ~ ❤️ ( Spoiler )
I’M CRYING, I’M REALLY CRYING RN😭😭
Joel Fry as Jasper in Cruella (2021)
they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet
this is so true
I know
What’s going on here
text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that
my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days