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atla, sk8, voltron, stucky, zukka, green day, shitposts, cats, shrek | 24 she/they infp

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[lousolversons]

me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

[coulsonlives]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[mapswithoutwyoming]

happy flat fag friday

[genderkoolaid]

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

[stillnotmollified]

haaslow / haasleau / marluca time, baybee

the people want a marlinterlude, they get a marlinterlude, right here. it's just 7k worlds of cliff marlow/luca haas smut from marly's pov, y'all. technically this is chapter seven of shane hollander is not a stalker, but it doesn't advance the shane/ilya plot and can be skipped without consequence if it's not your thing (or, conversely, could probably be read as a standalone if you don't want to read the larger fic, with the context that in this universe, marlow has been traded to the centaurs and is fake dating luca to save ilya’s career from allegations that he abused his power as captain by fucking his rookie). here's a little snippet:

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[hungwy]

someone invents a recipe > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > (this continues indefinitely)

[lias-perpetual-crisis]

The funny thing is as a parent you always think, “mine isn’t as good as Nana made it.” But your kid adores it and one day will say “it isn’t as good as my mama made it but the kids like it.”

and on it goes

[moami]

and so love is passed down the chain of generations, on and on, from mouth to mouth to heart to heart

[timeclonemike]

Love is stored in the Multi-Generational Game Of Telephone.

[the-haiku-bot]

Love is stored in the

Multi-Generational

Game Of Telephone.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jordisstigander]

My family has a cake recipe called “Three Generation Cake.” On the recipe card (old and faded and stained), my father explained the title, “Grandma’s cake, Mom’s frosting, and my stomach.”

Of course, I am now the fourth generation who bakes this cake. (I never met my great-grandmother. She died shortly before my dad met my mother, but he tells me stories about her. She spoke three languages and was trying to learn Portuguese when she died. She wore a fur coat over a muumuu and owned a wolfdog. When she was widowed in the Great Depression, she supported her family by playing piano in a honkey-tonk before lying her way into a radiology position. Her second husband was a British naval officer who was trained on a ship with sails and who gave her jewels by pouring them into a bowl and handing it to her at breakfast.)

My mother used it to make a wedding cake for my sister’s wedding. (My dad insists his grandma would have loved my mom, both plain-speaking women from the midwest.) My brother-in-law fell in love with this cake, to his own surprise, as he loves chocolate and the wedding cake has none. Now it is his birthday cake of choice. I have baked it for him multiple times.

One day my sister will teach her son how to make the cake from his great-great grandmother’s recipe. I will tell him stories about her, this woman I never met but who is so real to me.

The love will continue on.

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[popqorn]

xianle crew

[lepakoitavintilla]

[planet-theia]

tgcf as text posts

[itzitxou]

Local god loves his ghost very much.

[adventure-waffles]

[roremy]

[vinzulu]

[roremy]

Hualian ~

Now I have a telegram channel where I want to post more sketches and communicate with people. I would be glad if you would join me!

Я создала телеграм канал, в котором буду постить скетчи, впроцессники и просто общаться с вами. Там ещё никого нет, но буду рада, если вы присоединитесь 🧡

https://t.me/roremyanne

You can view and join @roremyanne right away.

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[wangxian] Thirty-Three for One