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Fandom intro:
I’m Alex
18
Genderfluid (any prns are fine!)
Mostly spn/criminal minda but occasionally marvel and dps may pop in
I have wattpad and ao3: venus1898
Tiktok: venusmarvel
Dating Castiel headcanons🩷🌸🎀
He leaves you for Dean Winchester
the "baby in a trench coat" to "dean calls me daddy" pipeline
Dean should have done more of those elder siblingisms like each time Sam disagrees with him he should have whipped out the "well I don't have to listen to a guy we found as a baby in a dumpster behind a Denny's in Wisconsin" or "that's rich coming from someone who was a toad until that witch made you a real boy" and grown ass man Sam would immediately revert to ten year old Sam and be like "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN"
I’m so jealous of Dean Winchester. I want to be manipulated by Castiel :(
Guys I just rewatched Jimmy Neutron & now I can't unsee it...
Cas: Dean what did I do why are you mad at me?
Dean: No it's fine I just don't understand why you don't love me in every other universe but it's whatever.
Cas:......
unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire
True love is when you don’t mind any of his haircuts
Needless to say that Spencer Reid is the only man I tolerate short hair on, too
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me and the actor who's older than my father against the world
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“my wife?”
spencer reid x wife!reader
summary: spencer accidentally let it slip that he has a wife, but he thought that they knew
The bullpen is louder than usual.
A case just closed — messy, exhausting, emotionally draining — but closed. And that always brings a certain kind of restless energy to the team.
“Alright,” Derek announces, spinning slightly in his chair. “We deserve a drink. Real one. Not whatever’s been fermenting in the break room coffee pot.”
Emily snorts. “Seconded.”
“Thirded,” JJ adds, already grabbing her bag.
Spencer doesn’t look up at first. He’s reorganizing his go-bag with that meticulous focus he gets when he’s trying to decompress.
Hotch gives a small nod. “One hour. Then home.”
Morgan leans back in his chair and eyes Spencer. “You in, Pretty Boy?”
Spencer finally looks up, blinking like he just remembered he’s in a room full of people.
“Oh, um.” He glances at his watch. “I actually should probably head home.”
Morgan frowns dramatically. “Since when do you skip celebratory drinks?”
Spencer shrugs. Casual, almost too casual.
“My wife doesn’t love when I get back too late after a case. It messes with our routine.”
Silence.
Not the normal end-of-shift shuffle silence.
The kind where the air changes.
Emily freezes mid-zip of her purse. JJ slowly turns around. Morgan’s smile drops.
“…Your what?” he asks carefully.
Spencer blinks at him, “My wife.”
Morgan stands up fully now. “Your what?”
Spencer looks genuinely confused. “My wife? Why are you repeating it like that?”
“Reid,” Emily says slowly, “you don’t have a wife.”
Spencer stares at her, “Yes, I do.”
JJ’s eyebrows shoot up. “Since when?”
Spencer’s forehead creases like they’re the ones being ridiculous, “Since 2012.”
Morgan’s mouth actually falls open. “Two thousand and— Reid that was years ago.”
“Yes,” Spencer says patiently. “That’s generally how time works.”
“Spencer,” JJ says gently, “we would know if you were married.”
Spencer’s lips press together in mild disbelief, “I assumed you did know.”
“How?” Morgan practically shouts.
Spencer gestures vaguely. “I wear a ring?”
All of them look down. He does. A simple silver band. Always has. They just never clocked it. It blended in with his watch and the ink stains and the everything else that is Spencer Reid.
Emily steps closer. “You’re serious.”
Spencer exhales softly. “Of course I’m serious. Why would I joke about that?”
Morgan runs a hand over his head. “Okay, okay. Hold up. You’re married. To who?”
Spencer’s expression shifts immediately. Softens almost.
Like someone turned down all his sharp edges.
“Her name is Y/N.”
The way he says it makes the room feel smaller somehow. More intimate.
JJ tilts her head. “You’ve never mentioned her.”
Spencer hesitates.
And for the first time, he looks a little unsure, “I… didn’t think it was relevant to work.”
Morgan stares at him. “Reid, we share everything here.”
Spencer’s voice goes quiet but steady. “Not everything.”
There’s weight there.
Hotch, who’s been silent this entire time, studies him carefully. “She’s not in the Bureau.”
“No,” Spencer says quickly. “She’s not. She’s… normal. Civilian.”
Emily crosses her arms. “So let me get this straight. You’ve been married for over a decade and we’ve never met her?”
Spencer blinks. “Well… yes.”
Morgan points at him. “That’s insane.”
Spencer looks offended. “It’s not insane.”
“It’s a little insane,” JJ says gently.
Spencer shakes his head, standing now, suddenly protective in a way they’ve never seen before.
“She’s not a secret,” he insists. “I just… I don’t bring her into this.”
Morgan narrows his eyes. “Why not?”
Spencer goes quiet for a moment.
And when he speaks again, his voice is softer. Not defensive anymore. Just honest.
“Because this job takes things.”
The room stills.
“She met me when I was just starting at the BAU. Before any of the… really bad stuff.” He swallows. “She’s seen what this job does. To all of us.”
Emily’s expression softens.
Spencer continues.
“She was there when I couldn’t sleep after my first execution-style case. She sat with me and read out loud because I couldn’t get the images out of my head.”
JJ’s eyes glisten.
“She was there when my mom’s condition got worse. When I didn’t know how to handle it. She learned about schizophrenia just so she could understand what I grew up with.”
Morgan shifts, quieter now.
“And when I—”
Spencer stops.
The prison memory hangs heavy in the air without him even saying it.
His jaw tightens.
“When I was in prison,” he finishes softly, “she visited every week. Even when I told her not to.”
Emily inhales slowly.
Spencer’s voice steadies, “She wrote to me every day. She memorized the visitor protocols. She advocated for me when no one else could. She never once doubted that I’d come home.”
Morgan’s teasing expression is completely gone now.
“She kept our apartment exactly the same,” Spencer continues, almost like he’s replaying it in his mind. “She said she didn’t want me walking into something unfamiliar.”
JJ wipes at her eye discreetly.
Spencer looks down at his ring, “She’s been there for every version of me. The anxious twenty-something. The grieving son. The addict. The inmate. The profiler who can’t always leave work at work.”
His lips twitch faintly, “She’s the only constant I’ve ever had.”
The room is completely silent.
Morgan finally speaks, softer than they’ve ever heard him.
“Why didn’t you tell us?”
Spencer hesitates, “Because this job makes enemies,” he says quietly. “And I could never forgive myself if something happened to her because of me.”
That lands harder than expected.
Hotch nods once. He understands that logic more than anyone.
Emily steps forward slightly. “So you just… what? Go home every night and we never knew?”
Spencer gives a small shrug, “Yes.”
Morgan exhales slowly. “Reid, that’s not something small.”
Spencer tilts his head, “It’s not small to me.”
There’s no arrogance in it. Just certainty.
“She makes me dinner when I forget to eat. She leaves sticky notes in my books when she knows I’ll be stressed. She reminds me that I’m more than my IQ and my trauma.”
His voice softens again, “She married me when I was still figuring out how to exist in the world. That’s not small.”
JJ smiles through tears. “Does she know what you do?”
“Yes.”
“And she’s okay with it?”
Spencer nods, “She worries. But she says she’d rather love me in a dangerous world than not love me at all.”
Morgan shakes his head slowly, “Reid, that’s real.”
Spencer frowns slightly. “Of course it’s real.”
Emily laughs weakly. “We just didn’t know you had that.”
Spencer looks genuinely confused again.
“Why wouldn’t I?”
And there it is, the quiet confidence.
He doesn’t see himself as someone unworthy of love because someone has loved him consistently for years.
Morgan finally smirks faintly. “Alright, so when are we meeting her?”
Spencer stiffens instantly, “That seems unnecessary.”
“Oh no,” JJ says. “Very necessary.”
Hotch allows the smallest hint of amusement. “Agent Reid, you’ve withheld critical information from your team.”
Spencer sighs. “It wasn’t critical.”
Morgan claps him on the shoulder. “You being married is very critical, pretty boy.”
Spencer checks his watch again, panic creeping in slightly, “I really do have to go. She made lasagna tonight.”
Morgan groans. “You’re leaving us for lasagna?”
Spencer looks at him like he’s stupid, “Yes.”
The team bursts into laughter.
Spencer gathers his bag, still mildly baffled by their reaction.
As he heads toward the elevator, Emily calls after him, “Tell your wife we want to meet her!”
Spencer pauses and turns slightly.
And there’s the softest smile on his face.
“I’ll ask her if she’s comfortable with that.”
And then he’s gone.
—
Later that night, Spencer unlocks the door to your apartment quietly.
The smell of garlic and tomato sauce greets him immediately.
You appear in the kitchen doorway in his oversized sweater, hair slightly messy, smile automatic when you see him.
“You’re home.”
Spencer exhales like the world just unclenched.
You step into him, arms wrapping around his waist without hesitation and he practically melts instantly. Every sharp edge gone.
“Long case?” you murmur against his chest.
He nods, pressing his cheek to the top of your head.
“I accidentally told the team about you.”
You pull back slightly. “You what?”
“They seemed… surprised.”
You blink. “Spence, you never told them?”
“I assumed they knew.”
You laugh softly. “Oh my God.”
He looks sheepish for exactly half a second before he recovers, “They want to meet you.”
You study him gently. “Are you okay with that?”
Spencer looks at you. Really looks at you.
“You are the best thing in my life,” he says simply. “I don’t mind them knowing that.”
Your expression softens completely.
You reach up, cupping his face, “I’m proud to be your wife.”
His eyes warm immediately, “And I’m proud to be your husband.”
He leans down, kissing you slow and steady, not desperate, not rushed. Safe.
Because no matter what the job throws at him. No matter who questions it. He always comes home to you.
And now? The team finally knows he has something worth protecting.
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When the post smut clarity hits and you realize that you’re just a pervert
when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute