I Drank The Tap Water 🐸

She/they!| ace/pan | ISFP-T|I’m a reblog account of many fandoms, mostly one piece (zosan). my side art blog is @oophaga-pumilio

[alex-hafthora]

I gotta straw page now!

oophagapumilio's strawpage

[luulapants]

My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

[teaboot]

Your dad is so powerful

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[were--ralph]

how did Lou stay so straight faced that is a fucking skill

[glitter-cheese]

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Lou put so much energy into showing absolutely nothing that he had nothing left to make a joke with and just asked politely.

[kristianasquill]

You know what? Forget the discourse. This is no longer my hill to die on.

You wanna ship canonically aspec characters because “aro/ace people can still date/have sex”? Okay, then. LET’S DO IT.  I wanna see an aromantic character with an alloromantic love interest. I wanna see that confession of undying love and the moment when the aro character says they will never feel the same way—not romantically.

I wanna see the asexual character with their allosexual partner. I wanna see that moment when the ace characters tries sex with their partner for the first time because they want to make them happy only to realize that they are 100% sex repulsed.

I wanna see the two demiromantics who don’t even know if what they feel is romantic attraction, but they adore each other and just want to make healthy snacks together and destroy each other at Mario Kart.

I wanna see the two aces who love sensual affection and are figuring out what they define as sexual or not.

I wanna see the romance + sex neutral aroace who happily and consensually does whatever makes their partner happy…but their partner still struggles with feeling undesired. 

Oh, babe. You thought shipping an aspec character would be just like shipping an allo character? 

[thymehaspassed]

[inthestarsisyourhome]

he’s lying, red is his colour

saw this trend on insta ehehehe :3

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[bitit]

hello tumblr one piece animation for you. made myself laugh lots with this one

[miichiyochin]

ring~

shikigami AU

[beanghostprincess]

pixel sanji i love you dearly

[couponkids]

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

[theneighborcatarts]

tfw when your boyfriend has pda blindness

[maskrosfe]

Pink hair AND pronouns. There's no one quite like him!

[sunnixsunshine]

Pathetic

Shitty comic done 20 minutes before clocking in ✨

[noralniart]

from this prompt lmao

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!