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I gotta straw page now!

oophagapumilio's strawpage

killmurderfuck

my dads response could not have been better

killmurderfuck

important addition

flankout

tee hee

nesofuyu-deactivated20240825

tee hee

bobbamilktavi

♀️sanji dressing as another French blonde chef

sibmakesart

cook is melting

scumtrout

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

snoozu

there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc

ectojester

roach-works

i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.

the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.

the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.

when you supersize your horse, mother nature throws in a free pair of booties. how cool is that?

newbrainsamegoofs

Imagine a Zosan soulmate AU where you feel your soulmates pain. Zoro spends his whole childhood constantly feeling the pain, abuse, and starvation Sanji has to go through. Having to sit with a mixture of resentment and empathy cause these clearly aren’t normal wounds. And then on the Baratie when Mihawk does the final blow on Zoro while Sanji is in the background already sore from fighting and coming to terms with the yearning he has to chase his dream, he suddenly drops to his knees in pain when Zoro is struck down. Zeff looks at him with dawning realization. Imagine how this changes Skypia, or Thriller Bark, or Zoro sitting in Wano while they are on WCI.

beanstalk1228

This is me btw in case anyone was wondering

m1s0-s0ups

Bi-bibi-bah!

pjharvey

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right