Kallus' bo-rifle

[sproutwrites]

Ok. I’ve come around. I adore Kallus and Zeb now.

[may-be-a-plant]

So funny actually that Zeb is considered in canon to be attractive, and since he was Honor Guard captain, also sort of famous among lasat, but hangs out with a bunch of random Rebels doing manual labor, first response and charity work.

Imagine you're a Lasan native just getting their bearings in the Outer Rim. You start to feel faint and collapse only to experience the lasat equivalent of Chris Hemsworth bursting out of the woods to save you.

[lame-cameoliob]

[mxtr3ssquickly]

Y'ALL THEY MAKE KALLUZEB OREOS. WE KEEP WINNING.

(okay they're bts oreos but let me dream)

And to boot, they're quite good! Ube cookie with brown sugar and vanilla cream. Delicious.

[darthnormal]

good ol pokemon au

[iftheresaproblem-whatever]

Star Wars really trying to push that “friends” nonsense.

Thank you, Steve for being a REAL one, as always 😊💜

[may-be-a-plant]

Imagine Kanan helping Kallus clean up after rescuing him during Zero Hour.

Zeb walks in just as Kallus's uniform gets pulled back enough to reveal the mating bite Zeb left on his shoulder.

Both of them try their very best to evaporate out of the room when Kanan asks what it is and when he got it since it already "seems healed over".

[edenemy-art]

i feel like most reactions to the mandalorian & grogu tend to be “GARAZEB ORRELIOS WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND” and that is very important to me

[kekaow]

Name shaming (of course they are)

[nishitika]

I love torture scenes

[nishitika]

I love torture scenes

[mystical-salamander]

Gonna kiss him?

[growingstrong30]

Aleksandr Kallus canonically spent a night talking with Zeb Orrelios on a frozen moon and decided he was done with the Empire.

Broke all his oaths and gave it all to fulfill his role as a rebel spy, abandoned his successful military career, knowing it was a matter of time until he was discovered, endured a beating, risked his life to liberate Lothal (while almost losing his shit seeing Zeb risk his life) and then left for Lira San to live among Zeb’s people.

And Filoni wants me to believe they are just very good friends 🙂

[solskiela]

"Ah! Garazeb welcome back- eee??!!"

*boop*

"Alright Tookit, why're hiding way up here again?"

"I believe i told you to stop calling me that."

"I will when you stop getting so flustered by it."

"I do NOT get flustered!"

" Riiiight ..."

[mymblesbuir]

crying irl about how much kalluzeb mean to each other

[cyartomad]

Zeb, not even fully through he and Kallus’ front door: babe you’ll never guess what Mando did this time

[cyartomad]

Zeb, not even fully through he and Kallus’ front door: babe you’ll never guess what Mando did this time